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Kongenesis 1:1 In the beginning, the great and mighty Kong laid down the standards for today. With his mighty and incredible phallus, he was easily able to subdue every single member of the female species within less than a year. And, behold, the world saw that this Kong was not a mere mortal, but a God amongst men, and so he was worshiped by all men, and his phallus was worshiped by all women.
The legacy of Kongming will be revered for millenia to come.
by |>|-|1|_ April 20, 2007
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kongming

Refers to someone considered highly intelligent, follower of the mighty Wang and who has a large phallus. Someone who is an accomplished tactician.
"All Hail the Kongming!!!"
by kcscorpion September 11, 2008
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Kongmeng

A Hmong male name given to basically only the nicest, funniest, smartest and greatest person with the highest honor. Typical characteristics of a Kongmeng is an open mind, a wide sense of humor, half-moon shaped eyes and a smile that will reach from ear to ear.

A Kongmeng will tend to also have a sister a year younger than him that has a chronic personality disorder.
Person: Who are you?
Kongmeng: I am Kongmeng.
Person: =O!!!!!!!!!
by ooblesx July 8, 2010
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funky konging

To do a girl from behind until the point of climax while wearing sunglasses, then promptly smash a surfboard on her head. Then beating your chest while yelling out "Yow, Yow". Afterward pull out a banana so you can really go to town.
Yow, Yow. Dude you should try funky konging tonight with Vanessa
by funkyKong69 March 17, 2017
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Donkey Konging

Donkey Konging is used as a verb.

1. Informal term to convey that one is playing the game Donkey Kong.
2. Any type of vag obliterating sexual technique.
3. Donkey Kong, Donkey Konging, or Donkey Konged can be substituted for almost any verb to spice up your sentences and make everything you say sound

disgusting.
1. I was Donkey Konging myself all last night.

2. I was Donkey Konging my girlfriend last night and boy, were there flecks of vagina and blood all over the walls!

3. I'm going to Donkey Kong you when I get there.
by projectilevomiting January 24, 2010
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konging

Slathering peanut butter on the penis for oral sex
Konging is much, much easier to do with with creamy than it is with crunchy.
by mizezslo June 1, 2019
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Kongmeng

A small asian boy, very attractive but can be a manwhore. makes it seems like he's in love with you. Until he finds someone hotter than you. Always wants to the the one who is the dumper and not the dumpie.
Girl1: Hi, how you doing? You wanna go out with mee?
Kongmeng: Suure. (;
*He knows he has a girlfriend already.
by imyourb4be(: February 25, 2010
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