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A firework that contains about 3 grams of pyrotechnic powder. Most M-80s are actually pieces of crap that contain tiny amounts of powder compared to genuine M-80s (firecrackers are called M-##, where ## corresponds to the amount of powder it has in grams). Illegal since 1966.
Real M-80s were so strong that the military used them to simulate grenade explosions.
by The Mr Needles Experience September 27, 2007
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ever play diablo 2? it's like diablo 2 but 500 times slower and 5000 times more tedious. for heavens sake you kill snails and mushrooms can kill you. it's also boring since it lacks a real plot. however, if you REALLY REALLY want to play this game, you gotta hack. if you don't hack, you're putting yourself at a disadvantage to the other people who do hack, and you'll be wasting your time.
wanna know how slow maplestory is? it takes around 5 minutes to get to level 2, and around 2 hours to get to level 10. then it takes around 20 hours to get to level 30. in diablo 2, you can go from 1 to 75 in 16 hours. both are a waste of time, but which one would you rather do?
by The Mr Needles Experience April 19, 2007
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the first step on the road to drugs. roll it up and smoke it good. also, the crystals left behind by the making of a joint can make you high if you lick them.
marijuana: the cause and solution to all of life's problems.
by The Mr Needles Experience March 22, 2007
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A video about a stunt involving two girls who got messed up in a playground spinning thing, or "roundabout," as the british media calls it. A guy with a motorcycle used the rear wheel to spin the roundabout. Well, it was fun for the girls until the guy on the motorcycle spun the roundabout too fast, and the girls flew out of it.
Guy: WOW that merry-go-round of death video on youtube is f'in a! Stupid girls! ROFLMFAO!
Girl: OMG I hope they're not hurt! Why is this thing on the internet OMG children will copy it and they'll get hurt or maybe die OMG
by The Mr Needles Experience September 24, 2006
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Super radioactive metal that turns green in the dark. Used in the Fat Man bomb, only 10kg is needed to reach critical mass (self-sustaining reaction.) If exposed to humid conditions, it can spontaneously combust.
Torch: You have a package...Plutonium!?
Slash: Yep, I was bored.
Torch: Wha...omfg...
Slash: It says the guy who discovered it kept it in a matchbox inside his desk. Weird.
by The Mr Needles Experience October 04, 2006
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A natural, that's right, NATURAL ingredient in some foods. The glutamate ion is a form of a widespread, naturally occurring amino acid. Some naturally occurring instances include tomatoes, parmesan cheese, peas, corn and most meat. Too much MSG will cause people to become hungry more often, and that is the Chinese restaurant's fault.
MSG will raise your blood pressure and (very rarely) cause epileptic seizures. But it still tastes good.
by The Mr Needles Experience September 25, 2007
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Buddy, Chief, Bro, dawg, man, dude, etc.
Torch: I'm bored lets play this stupid synonym game.
Slash: Hey dude.
Torch: What's up, ninja.
Slash: Ninja is not a synonym for dude.
Torch: Ahp, you lose.
by The Mr Needles Experience October 05, 2006
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