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kongism
N.(singular) A statement, not necessarily entirely fact, presented with confidence and authority. Often said by, but not exclusive to the Kong family.
me: Banana hangars, designed to ripen bananas quickly, trick the banana into thinking it is still on the tree.
you: I'm not sure that is correct, but you say it with such confidence that I am inclined to believe you.
me: Alas... it is a kongism.
you: I'm not sure that is correct, but you say it with such confidence that I am inclined to believe you.
me: Alas... it is a kongism.
kongish
A girl who has the sexual drive of 100 rabbits.
Typically, a Kongish is into really geeky things such as math and cleaning, but her sexual drive easily overpowers these other hobbies.
Typically, a Kongish is into really geeky things such as math and cleaning, but her sexual drive easily overpowers these other hobbies.
kongish by Oprah Winfrey's moon child July 31, 2009
Kingism
A religion worshipping a sentient being of unknown form known as Genghis king. The religion believes the universe is a ring with different sections of control of species. One section of the ring could be controlled by shadow demons. One could be controlled by humans. And one could be controlled by hyper-intelligent lizard people. We also believe there is an opposite evil version of Genghis known as Void. Who will try to control the ring sequences with total darkness.
A super vessel, or ,mega pope, of Genghis is called an Atelsek or a Baylin.
A super vessel, or ,mega pope, of Genghis is called an Atelsek or a Baylin.
Obama: I believe in Kingism, It has enlightened my life In many ways. It fixed my marriage. And gave my a hot six pack.
Genghis King: Glad I could help.
Genghis King: Glad I could help.
Kingism by TheGreatVessel August 23, 2019
Stealthie
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.