konga

A restaurant located near BRCI that mainly serves french fries.
Caswell Cafe's main competition.

Bill: Going to Konga today, man? *claps hands and extends for a low five*
Greg: Ohh yeah! *low fives Bill*

konga by Kirk Killzul January 8, 2008

Konga

A large, rather obese black women, who does mostly nothing all day except for sleep and eat. These "Konga" are often very lonely, and find friends in other konga and younger white boys.

(Person 1): Hey, there's a girl for you!
(Person 2): "Hey...yeah, but she's not a Konga"

Konga by 4211rulez June 17, 2011

konga kongie 

This was the name of a dildo in the 80's. It was about 8 inches long and as big around as a soup can.

guy 1: Man I worked my girlfriend over with the konga kongie last night. guy 2: Did she like it? guy 1: She sure did.

konga kongie by jimmybomm June 10, 2020

Konga Slam 

After sex is immeditly over the male, or dominate female slaps their partners ass as hard as possible.

To assert my dominace I konga slam my wife to show her whos boss

Konga Slam by blitzkerg August 8, 2010

konga yuga 

it means to konga yuga;
you must perform a special ritual known as the declan mcculloch, and to perform that you need to get diamonds from the diamond generator on the bedwars map known as sky festival.

be konga yuga'd when playing cards

konga yuga by tjmorley February 20, 2022

Donkey konga 

the secretive term used among males to refer to the act of playing with a females breast usually in a bongo manner as inspired by the nintendo game.

"as the girl with huge breast entered the room the guys acknowledged it with a suggestion to play the game donkey konga"

-or-

guy 1: did u seem dem titties?

guy 2: hell yea we cud play some serious donky konga!

Donkey konga by THE REAL MACDADDY August 11, 2009

Donkey konga 

Most annoying game since DDR. You play by beating on drums and clapping your hands. Gets old quick b/c they use songs that are already boring and played out.

If one of your siblings has this game you bettter have Tylenol PM handy if you plan on sleeping.

Donkey konga by jerryblank May 19, 2005