A Cornelius is the smartest most loving and kind man you’ll ever meet. Aside from his unique name comes in interesting personality although he’s stubborn he’s a soft person at heart to people he loves most and is very good looking it’s easy to get trapped in their beautiful green eyes. When you meet a Cornelius keep them they’re really important people and never disappoint especially when you’re dating a Cornelius. They show you off to all their friends and kiss you in public and make sweet gestures. A Cornelius loves to give and receive subtle gestures.
by Xx.GhostBrooke.xX April 08, 2021
A term used by South Jersey real ones to describe a person they are fly with, and think are chill asf!!!
Marcos “What up Cornelius we hanging today after school at the joint?”
Jeff “Yea you know it Cornelius”
Jeff “Yea you know it Cornelius”
by RealGrammar71 February 16, 2018
by jonathon willabarto demicree lindsense August 10, 2006
a variety of fecal matter that has chunks of partially-digested corn in it, made popular by the name of one of Mr. Hanky's "nuggets" from South Park.
-keep pushing!
-I'm pushing as hard as I can!
-here, I see the head!
-It's coming!
-Howdy-Ho!!!
-Aw Man, it's not mr. hanky, it's just Cornelius...
-I'm pushing as hard as I can!
-here, I see the head!
-It's coming!
-Howdy-Ho!!!
-Aw Man, it's not mr. hanky, it's just Cornelius...
by Morningwood February 03, 2007
A fun drunken dance where you swing your arms around and shuffle around hunched over like the chimpanzee Dr. Cornelius in the 60's movie Planet of the Apes. Dr. Cornelius was the fiance of Dr. Zira in the film.
Dude! look he's wasted, he's doing "The Cornelius"!.
Or..
Hey man, if you get ripped tonight, do "The Cornelius" for me, chicks love it!
Or..
Hey man, if you get ripped tonight, do "The Cornelius" for me, chicks love it!
by DaLegend52 March 05, 2011
by Tyreeg00n April 03, 2019
Cornelius: a name typically stereotyped or given definition by persons not named Cornelius; who have never met a Cornelius; or who are jealous they are not a Cornelius. A Cornelius and his corresponding lifestyle can be used to profound and lasting effect, as no one ever forgets meeting or sharing a memory with a Cornelius. A Cornelius’ magnetic, effervescent and fearless persona is generally a product of having survived a lifetime of name abuse at the hands of blandly named, high-fiving d-bags named Mike, Phil, Steve and/or Rob. Cornelius’ generally enjoy expectations because they never disappoint. Little can also be done to stop a Cornelius once he starts talking, drinking, smoking, fighting, yelling and schmoozing, and rest assured, if you’ve made to back to Cornelius’ home after having met one, you’ve already made up your mind to make him breakfast.
Tiffany: So, I met this guy last night and the only way I could get him to shut up was to sleep with him.
Gisel: Was his name Cornelius?
Gisel: Was his name Cornelius?
by Mr. Dam June 23, 2010