Knobing

When you or a loved one partakes in the action of bending over and getting butt fucked by a door knob

"Hi Carl I was knobing my door all night long"

by Diefoll March 4, 2018

kfc knobing

Sexual act where the female shoves a chicken leg up the males arse and rams it until he's ready to cum. Just as he's about to cum the female will place the empty meal bucket in front of the male and he has to ejaculate into the bucket, if he hits then he then takes the bucket and slams it on top of the girls head. If he misses then as punishment the female must eat the shitty chicken.

This is a sexual act usually performed by sick freaks who also go dogging

There was no dogging happening so i went back and KFC knobbed my sister.

by The Shockmaster July 20, 2004

Top-Knobing

When someone is knobing a top dog or prominent person to gain a promotion or favor.

Look at her fancy Audi, how did she get that top job?

- She was Top-Knobing the top knob at the company.

by anonymous October 26, 2020

knowingness

Word used by Berry Gordy in a Memorial Tribute to Michael Jackson immortalizing it: an awareness of self that transcends age or experience.

Knowingness drove Michael Jackson to immortalize himself in both life and death.

by Guido1 July 7, 2009

Dick knobbing

A term created on a web comic called 'cyanide and happiness'
'How to dick Knob someone' A prank which is the act of waiting until night time when target is asleep, removing knob from the door and inserting dick into it. Then knocking and waiting.

Bragging about Dick Knobbing :
Guy #1: "Totally dick knobbed derek last night!"
Guy #2: "Hah! He touched your dick"
Guy #1: "I even had an erection at the time"

by MisterFellow August 26, 2010

nice knowing you

An expression said to someone who is about to do something which will put him/her at great risk.

Mark: "Hey man, did you sell your plasma screen TV yet?"
Johnny: "Yeah, I've got a guy who wants to buy it. I'm meeting him on a corner in East Oakland tomorrow night at 1am."
Mark: "Good luck with that. Nice knowing you."

by Nicholas D January 18, 2012

Knobin Hood

a term given to gentlemen whom have not had their foreskins removed at any time in their lives. Therefore, their knob (Penis head) is in a hood (foreskin).

"Hey Knobin Hood, you scrape out your hood in the shower today?"

by PacoTaco906 January 9, 2010