When you or a loved one partakes in the action of bending over and getting butt fucked by a door knob
"Hi Carl I was knobing my door all night long"
by Diefoll March 4, 2018
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this word perfectly describes a lazy boy who drinks a lot and is common. he has jumpers and socks with holes in and is a genral tramp! he makes himself feel better by insulting and bullying innocent girls who are way out of his league. and he is so dirty and has so many S.T.Is he has to have a bath 2 times a day.
1. MAT IS A KNOBED!
2. that knobed makes me sick

haaaaa turn tht around bitch
by one time at band camp :p October 5, 2008
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Sexual act where the female shoves a chicken leg up the males arse and rams it until he's ready to cum. Just as he's about to cum the female will place the empty meal bucket in front of the male and he has to ejaculate into the bucket, if he hits then he then takes the bucket and slams it on top of the girls head. If he misses then as punishment the female must eat the shitty chicken.

This is a sexual act usually performed by sick freaks who also go dogging
There was no dogging happening so i went back and KFC knobbed my sister.
by The Shockmaster July 20, 2004
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When someone is knobing a top dog or prominent person to gain a promotion or favor.
Look at her fancy Audi, how did she get that top job?

- She was Top-Knobing the top knob at the company.
by October 27, 2020
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a very unrespected man with a large penis
man 1 : hey look at that knobe

man 2: wow what a big penis he has
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An ugly person, typically female (we think) that has corn kernel looking teeth. Small, yellow, stinky, and ugly.
Omg did you see Sara, she is such a knobe!
by Cowduckgoose May 15, 2018
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