Knobing
When you or a loved one partakes in the action of bending over and getting butt fucked by a door knob
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kfc knobing
Sexual act where the female shoves a chicken leg up the males arse and rams it until he's ready to cum. Just as he's about to cum the female will place the empty meal bucket in front of the male and he has to ejaculate into the bucket, if he hits then he then takes the bucket and slams it on top of the girls head. If he misses then as punishment the female must eat the shitty chicken.
This is a sexual act usually performed by sick freaks who also go dogging
This is a sexual act usually performed by sick freaks who also go dogging
kfc knobing by The Shockmaster July 20, 2004
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Knobing • kfc knobing • Top-Knobing • Knobbing • knowing • Knobbing Off • knoblings • knoning • knowingness • /Knowing
Top-Knobing
Look at her fancy Audi, how did she get that top job?
- She was Top-Knobing the top knob at the company.
- She was Top-Knobing the top knob at the company.
Top-Knobing by anonymous October 26, 2020
knowingness
Word used by Berry Gordy in a Memorial Tribute to Michael Jackson immortalizing it: an awareness of self that transcends age or experience.
knowingness by Guido1 July 7, 2009
Dick knobbing
A term created on a web comic called 'cyanide and happiness'
'How to dick Knob someone' A prank which is the act of waiting until night time when target is asleep, removing knob from the door and inserting dick into it. Then knocking and waiting.
'How to dick Knob someone' A prank which is the act of waiting until night time when target is asleep, removing knob from the door and inserting dick into it. Then knocking and waiting.
Bragging about Dick Knobbing :
Guy #1: "Totally dick knobbed derek last night!"
Guy #2: "Hah! He touched your dick"
Guy #1: "I even had an erection at the time"
Guy #1: "Totally dick knobbed derek last night!"
Guy #2: "Hah! He touched your dick"
Guy #1: "I even had an erection at the time"
Dick knobbing by MisterFellow August 26, 2010
nice knowing you
Mark: "Hey man, did you sell your plasma screen TV yet?"
Johnny: "Yeah, I've got a guy who wants to buy it. I'm meeting him on a corner in East Oakland tomorrow night at 1am."
Mark: "Good luck with that. Nice knowing you."
Johnny: "Yeah, I've got a guy who wants to buy it. I'm meeting him on a corner in East Oakland tomorrow night at 1am."
Mark: "Good luck with that. Nice knowing you."
nice knowing you by Nicholas D January 18, 2012
Knobin Hood
a term given to gentlemen whom have not had their foreskins removed at any time in their lives. Therefore, their knob (Penis head) is in a hood (foreskin).
Knobin Hood by PacoTaco906 January 9, 2010
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