Klatch

A classy catch.

Often used to refer to an woman, girl, or lady that is attractive to you.
Yo, let's hit up frosh week, there's gonna be mad klatches there
by urmomsuncle October 05, 2015
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1. The act of talking and sharing topics of common interest with others, usually in an informal and friendly way; chat, talk, chit-chat, converse, gossip.

2. A gathering of two or more individuals where people talking and sharing topics of common interest with others, usually in an informal and friendly way; chat, talk, gossip, conversation, discussion.
1. I bumped into an old mate at the mall yesterday, we ended up klatching for a long while.

2. She joined us in our klatch and sat next to me.
by Ronnie Connors April 30, 2022
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Klatch:

Klatch¹ n.

1. an informal group or gathering of people

2. people who have congregated with the intent of gossiping, etc.
"After the meeting, several people stopped at the diner and formed a little coffe klatch."

"Look at that klatch of yentas over there, talking about everybody's business."
by Robert Modean June 03, 2007
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Klatch:

Klatch¹ n.
1. a pwner of noobs, one who pwnes.

2. a godly like figure, one of only two. (The ~ etc., one of two whom are
named Mitch and William.)

3. a masterful and/or great haxor of comps.

Klatch² n. 1. a title given to a person understood as a 'fishy.' (slang:
idiot, moron, fool.)
2. an insult.
3. a person who is pwn-worthy

klatch³ adj.
1. ~tastic, being great, cool, burn-worthy, funny.
2. ~ed up, being 'screwed' up or weird; strange; absurd.
3. ~tacular, see *klatchtastic.
Dude, your being such a klatch
That's fucking klatchtastic
Fuck you got Klatched
by Holy Incinerator October 25, 2006
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Slang term used by 3rd World partisan forces for variants of the AK-47 assault rifle.
"I've got a klatch, 5 clips, a molotov cocktail, and an rpg. Bring on the Infidel!" ;-)
by legbatom September 01, 2008
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An organized social gathering, usually for sexual purposes.
The smiths and the joneses came over last weekend for a klatching.
by Psychedelic Harry Too December 15, 2016
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