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The instance when your boxer's get lodged between the crack in your buttox.
Justin woke up with some Klinge, and was unable to free his boxers from his crack.
Klinge by Jzupp June 27, 2006
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Klingele 

Noun, adjective - A lifestyle of the highest pleasures. An easy life of wealth and privilege. Usually preceded by "life of", as in life of Klingele. Sometimes abbreviated as LOK.
Lucky ass punk won the lotto. He is living the life of Klingele now.

He is on vacation, that is LOK for that dude.
Klingele by Spudsy G April 22, 2008

Klingon Promotion 

Advancing your career by exploiting or causing the death or misfortune of your superior.

Imputes a certain level of ruthlessness both to the individual and to the culture of the workplace.
Mason takes his boss skydiving looking for a klingon promotion.

IT caught Chris surfing porn in the office and August got a klingon promotion.
Klingon Promotion by UDTaco April 28, 2010
Used to describe someone’s abnormally fat fingers. Similar to King Charles’ sausage fingers.
Zane tried to slip a third one in…
However, I had to insist he didn’t, Zane has some real kingers!
Kingers by O’Keefe family trust January 7, 2023
Usage: AdVerb
Origins: XDA

The process of getting ripped off by KingKlick
Yo dUdE, Im sO bOrrOwing yOur wOrK and taKin All the crEdiT

*thanks man!*

-You just got Kinged
Kinged by ciwrl March 9, 2010
The left over remnants from a snow session that get lodged in your nose. In other words a coke booger
Jimmy Hoffa: dude I’m speeding out of no where, I think I had a pretty big Klinger.

Kevin Costner: that happened to me last week when I was driving, I almost banged out and hit

a school bus.

Klingon sex 

Extremely rough passionate sweaty primal sex, which can have an end result of broken bones, bruises, a sore penis, severe vaginal dryness, and in some cases a concussion, and maybe death.
"We just had a session of Klingon sex, now I can hardly move.
Klingon sex by PimpWyld November 28, 2004
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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