Klinge

The instance when your boxer's get lodged between the crack in your buttox.

Justin woke up with some Klinge, and was unable to free his boxers from his crack.

by Jzupp June 27, 2006

Klingele

Noun, adjective - A lifestyle of the highest pleasures. An easy life of wealth and privilege. Usually preceded by "life of", as in life of Klingele. Sometimes abbreviated as LOK.

Lucky ass punk won the lotto. He is living the life of Klingele now.

He is on vacation, that is LOK for that dude.

by Spudsy G April 22, 2008

Klingon Promotion

Advancing your career by exploiting or causing the death or misfortune of your superior.

Imputes a certain level of ruthlessness both to the individual and to the culture of the workplace.

Mason takes his boss skydiving looking for a klingon promotion.

IT caught Chris surfing porn in the office and August got a klingon promotion.

by UDTaco April 28, 2010

Kingers

Used to describe someone’s abnormally fat fingers. Similar to King Charles’ sausage fingers.

Zane tried to slip a third one in…
However, I had to insist he didn’t, Zane has some real kingers!

by O’Keefe family trust January 7, 2023

Kinged

Usage: AdVerb
Origins: XDA

The process of getting ripped off by KingKlick

Yo dUdE, Im sO bOrrOwing yOur wOrK and taKin All the crEdiT

*thanks man!*

-You just got Kinged

by ciwrl March 9, 2010

Klinger

The left over remnants from a snow session that get lodged in your nose. In other words a coke booger

Jimmy Hoffa: dude I’m speeding out of no where, I think I had a pretty big Klinger.

Kevin Costner: that happened to me last week when I was driving, I almost banged out and hit

a school bus.

by TheFrailDwayneJohnson March 3, 2019

Klingon sex

Extremely rough passionate sweaty primal sex, which can have an end result of broken bones, bruises, a sore penis, severe vaginal dryness, and in some cases a concussion, and maybe death.

"We just had a session of Klingon sex, now I can hardly move.

by PimpWyld November 28, 2004