Klingele 

Noun, adjective - A lifestyle of the highest pleasures. An easy life of wealth and privilege. Usually preceded by "life of", as in life of Klingele. Sometimes abbreviated as LOK.

Lucky ass punk won the lotto. He is living the life of Klingele now.

He is on vacation, that is LOK for that dude.

Klingele by Spudsy G April 22, 2008

KlingleHoffer

A KlingleHoffer is a special device used by old people. With Arthritis senior citizens cannot wipe there butt after they squeeze a turd. So the KlingleHoffer is a little robot that climbs in the toilet bowl and helps clean you. You can purchase a KlingleHoffer at any pharmacy. You can buy them shaped as a Mouse, Dragon or a Stapler.

With barts cast, he needed a KlingleHoffer to help do the work for him

KlingleHoffer by Zack Dougherty October 29, 2006

Klingelhoffered 

to get your bell rung

german for bell-ringer

"you got klingelhoffered the f#@% out"

Klingelhoffered by Latrell Brindell February 3, 2010

Mae C Klingelheber 

A loser. A pathetic loser

Don’t be mean to him, he’s a Mae C Klingelheber

Mae C Klingelheber by anymade46 October 16, 2020

Klingered

Even Don Magic Juan would be proud of this slick manuever. This particular endeavor is preformed by getting a cheap bottle of vodka usually Bankers Club is the vodka of choice. When you and a girl are doing shots you of course give her a double shot of vodka and you must covertly give yourself a shot of water, without the girl noticing. After 15 mintues the girl will be half naked and your average man will become 10 times more attractive. To properly perform this operation you must know the girls limits otherwise you will not be getting laid and the girl will be head first drenched in toliet bowl water, looking like the girl that comes out of the TV in the ring.

"Last night me and this guy were drinking and i got so shitfaced that i fell into his toliet and broke it."
"Oh shit you got Klingered!"

Klingered by Sir Douglass May 5, 2007

klingler 

Large penis
Large bank account
Fuck them for good luck

That Klingler is a one of a kind

klingler by World renown wrighter January 2, 2017

Klingelstreichler 

When you prank a person by ringing the doorbell and the hastily running away. The special thing is smoothly massaging the bells such that you don’t know who exactly you streichl’ed.

Q: What did you do today?

A: I had so much fun klingelstrichling the neighbours’ house! Having a Klingelstreichler is so much fun!

Klingelstreichler by enrico_differenz December 9, 2020