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A short ass hoe, who’s normally bitchy but has a lot of friends. Also a man ( but I’m not assuming genders tho) he likes to yell at people to shut up but he’s to cool to loose him as a friend
Whoa he’s such a Ian kli
Ian kli by IconicWhiteGirl May 4, 2018
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klingon • klinkers • kline • Klinger • klink • klick • klin • klio • klip • klir

klivingchen

Combination kitchen/ living room.

The name is a portmanteau of the two room names.

The term was first coined on the show "3rd Rock From The Sun"
"Darling have you seen my keys?"

"Yes, honey, they are in the klivingchen. On the table between the sink and the couch"
klivingchen by The_ALCH February 23, 2020
A delectable Turkish cuisine that can only be found and dined in Turkey and Azerbaijan. Many non-Turks dislike this meal because it is primarily liked and devoured by the indigenous peoples of Turkey (Hndkahavastan) and Azerbaijan (Azgttaxemistan).

President Erdogom has declared "klir" to be Turkey's national dish. Following a meeting with President Aliyez of Azerbaijan, the two leaders had this meal for dinner, which pleased both of them greatly. From that point forward, President Aliyez has declared "klir" to be the national dish of Azerbaijan as well.
“Turks and Azeris love eating klir!”

Erdogom: “Aliyez, would you like to eat some of my klir?”

Aliyez: “Yes! I love klir, it tastes amazing!”
klir by vaxshremvzit919 September 16, 2021
an autistic black child who spends his time playing flash (html5) games
Hey you see that kid over there?
The kid playing on the computer?
Yeah that's a Klister
Klister by señor del Tiempo October 22, 2018
Its a setting of like-minded objects that are different looking and artful in appearance.
look at all these chairs in this resturant, it looks so klitchy.
klitchy by industrytested June 14, 2014

Klingele 

Noun, adjective - A lifestyle of the highest pleasures. An easy life of wealth and privilege. Usually preceded by "life of", as in life of Klingele. Sometimes abbreviated as LOK.
Lucky ass punk won the lotto. He is living the life of Klingele now.

He is on vacation, that is LOK for that dude.
Klingele by Spudsy G April 22, 2008
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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