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Klinkers the gay lion
"Klinkers" is the gay lion, so called because of his huge, shaggy mess of hair. He can be seen stalking the O2 store
Klinkers the gay lion by Lou_beck May 23, 2010
pj klinker
Ginger, the dog, followed granny closely down the hall so she could snarf up the old lady's pj klinker.
pj klinker by whatta dame September 4, 2010
Klenkers
Klenkers by Rorschach42 March 6, 2011
Krinkers
Craig: Dude, I just had the grosest dump ever, can you check if I have any remaining krinkers
Toby: Wipe again buddy, it's krinkers land in here!
Toby: Wipe again buddy, it's krinkers land in here!
Krinkers by superkrinkers February 16, 2013
klinker
Word originating from a 17th century Dutch colony of what is now upstate New York. The town cobbler (who lived a quiet life) was observed one day at the local inn as he quaffed a pint of beer in less than a few seconds and, quietly placing the empty pint on the inn's counter, returned to work quietly in his shop. The cobbler's name was Matthias Von Klinker. Ever since, to Klinker a beer is to drink it very quickly without all the ridiculous glitz and show of a frat-boy beer-bonging.
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