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Jennifer: "I don't understand, I thought you said the color of the grass was blue, I'm looking at it now and it's definitely green..."

Dan: "You clearly did not understand as you lack intelligence, by blue I meant Green..."

Jennifer (under breath): "Gosh, he's such a Klink...."
Klink by Miserable_oh so January 11, 2010
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(v.) To Klink someone is to hit someone over the head with a German World War 2 entrenching tool in a comical manner.
omfg i klinked j00! haHaHAhAha
klink by Anonymous April 9, 2003
A derogatory term for Klingons.

The word would be used in much the same fassion as Paki or Chink (Racist names for Pakistani and Chinese people)
I hate those nasty klinks, they keep beating up my buddy
Klink by Zebramanii February 25, 2011
1. Immediately passing out after partaking in any type of mind altering activity, eg. smoking weed, drinking, popping pills, etc.
2. Generally bitching out while everyone else continues to party.
We got so high last night and watched Katt Williams, except for Clayton... he Klinked out on us.
Klink by M4V3R!CK September 10, 2010
(Noun) - A faggot, or homosexual individual who targets older men
That kid is such a klink
Klink by Christian Ferry February 4, 2010

Klink Klonk 37 

A new 37thcolor, only attainable through use of LSD.
Guy 1 “I love how you use Klink Klonk 37 in your wardrobe”

Guy 2 “Thank you! Ever since I popped a tab, I can’t stop buying it!”
Klink Klonk 37 by $lick$loth April 30, 2019