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A delectable Turkish cuisine that can only be found and dined in Turkey and Azerbaijan. Many non-Turks dislike this meal because it is primarily liked and devoured by the indigenous peoples of Turkey (Hndkahavastan) and Azerbaijan (Azgttaxemistan).

President Erdogom has declared "klir" to be Turkey's national dish. Following a meeting with President Aliyez of Azerbaijan, the two leaders had this meal for dinner, which pleased both of them greatly. From that point forward, President Aliyez has declared "klir" to be the national dish of Azerbaijan as well.
“Turks and Azeris love eating klir!”

Erdogom: “Aliyez, would you like to eat some of my klir?”

Aliyez: “Yes! I love klir, it tastes amazing!”
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klir

Dick in Armenian. Pennis. Male reproduction organ.
Klirs cces.Suck my dick.
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klir

Dick in Armenian. Pennis. Male reproduction organ.
Klirs cces.Suck my dick.
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Klir

Klir is a dish mainly eaten in Turkey and Azerbaijan. Usually the klir is Armenian do they end up eating Armenian klir
Armenian: Hey come and eat my klir
Turkish Woman: Yes I love how your klir tastes
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klir

an armenian name for Harout. Sometimes a short fat guy.
Example #1 Hey look at that klir!

Example #2 Don't be such a klir!
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Gomik Klir Tsutsox

Sauce: Bro NBA Alex is such a NTGW
Andy: I know bro, what a gomik klir tsutsox
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kliris

"K'Lee-Rees"

Literally: "On my dick."

"Kliris" is a conjugation of the word klir, which is a vulgar form of the word "penis:" "dick" or "cock."

This slang term can be used to denote a careless attitude. Similar, less vulgar phrases include "I don't care,""I don't give a shit," and "I couldn't be bothered."

Interestingly, "kliris" can be used in both its positive and negative forms to convey the same message. "On my dick" and "not on my dick" are one and the same.

"On my dick:" Kliris
"Not on my dick:" Kliris chi

See also: danzis
Person 1: "Hey, your girlfriend is mad at you for flirting with her friends."
Person 2: "Kliris."
Person 1: "She says she's not going to speak with you until you apologize."
Person 2: "Kliris chi."
Person 1: "That's the spirit! Where are those hoes at?"
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