Klister
Klister by señor del Tiempo October 22, 2018
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Klister
Klister (Noun) is a sticky grip wax used on Cross-Country skis to get kick so the wax pocket connects to the snow allowing one to go up a hill on classic skies. It is used in transformed and icy snow.
Man, I got klister on my hands.
Put on some klister.
It is a klister day today.
klister is very tasty.
I need help cleaning the klister off my kick zone.
Swix makes a great klister.
Put on some klister.
It is a klister day today.
klister is very tasty.
I need help cleaning the klister off my kick zone.
Swix makes a great klister.
Klister by Xx_KlisterEater_xX March 7, 2023
Related Words
Klister • klistermis • keister • keister bunny • Krister • keister feaster • Kister • klusterfuck • keistered • keistering
Khaleesi Keister
Khaleesi Keister by Big Poppa Mills December 8, 2020
soupy keister
An anus filled with mushed feces.
Am asshole that was never wiped and is filled with excrement with the consistency of thick soup.
Diarrhea Butt.
Am asshole that was never wiped and is filled with excrement with the consistency of thick soup.
Diarrhea Butt.
soupy keister by Fatman Slim March 2, 2022
Klusterfuk
1. "Growin up fucked up."
2. "A mix of all the stuff religion has to offer, boiled up till the bullshit burns off, all that's left is love.
3. "You can't say you always rise above the trivial shit in your life cause you don't, sometimes your ego won't allow you to walk away."
4. "You've done a lot of drugs, but in the end, as long as your aligned with love, you KNOW your livin righteous."
2. "A mix of all the stuff religion has to offer, boiled up till the bullshit burns off, all that's left is love.
3. "You can't say you always rise above the trivial shit in your life cause you don't, sometimes your ego won't allow you to walk away."
4. "You've done a lot of drugs, but in the end, as long as your aligned with love, you KNOW your livin righteous."
I crack a smile when asked my religious preference,
I utter a Tech N9ne reference replyin, I'm a KLUSTERFUK.
I utter a Tech N9ne reference replyin, I'm a KLUSTERFUK.
Klusterfuk by -Blood- August 12, 2012
Alex kister
Alex kister by horrogamefan March 22, 2022
Keistering
Keistering by KC Is A Knob Gobbler April 21, 2009
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