Klister

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an autistic black child who spends his time playing flash (html5) games

Hey you see that kid over there?
The kid playing on the computer?
Yeah that's a Klister

Klister by señor del Tiempo October 22, 2018

Words you can keep

Klister

Klister (Noun) is a sticky grip wax used on Cross-Country skis to get kick so the wax pocket connects to the snow allowing one to go up a hill on classic skies. It is used in transformed and icy snow.

Man, I got klister on my hands.

Put on some klister.

It is a klister day today.
klister is very tasty.
I need help cleaning the klister off my kick zone.

Swix makes a great klister.

Klister by Xx_KlisterEater_xX March 7, 2023

Related Words

Klister • klistermis • keister • keister bunny • Krister • keister feaster • Kister • klusterfuck • keistered • keistering

Khaleesi Keister

A perfect arse

An arse that defies gravity

Not too big, not too small, not flat, perfectly round

She has a khaleesi Keister

Khaleesi Keister by Big Poppa Mills December 8, 2020

soupy keister

An anus filled with mushed feces.
Am asshole that was never wiped and is filled with excrement with the consistency of thick soup.

Diarrhea Butt.

I Can’t just use tissue or a wet wipe, I need to shower to clean this soupy keister.

soupy keister by Fatman Slim March 2, 2022

Klusterfuk

1. "Growin up fucked up."

2. "A mix of all the stuff religion has to offer, boiled up till the bullshit burns off, all that's left is love.

3. "You can't say you always rise above the trivial shit in your life cause you don't, sometimes your ego won't allow you to walk away."

4. "You've done a lot of drugs, but in the end, as long as your aligned with love, you KNOW your livin righteous."

I crack a smile when asked my religious preference,
I utter a Tech N9ne reference replyin, I'm a KLUSTERFUK.

Klusterfuk by -Blood- August 12, 2012

Alex kister

Super nice and cool person!!!!!! 👍👍👍👍

Oh no!!!!!!!!! I don't know what Alex kister means
Oh i know hold up😇😇😇😇😇😇😇

Alex kister by horrogamefan March 22, 2022

Keistering

To hide or smuggle items in ones anus

Goodman figured keistering the dildo would be just the trick to avoid detection by store security

Keistering by KC Is A Knob Gobbler April 21, 2009

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026