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KJEL is a Swedish form of Karl. Karl is the original German form of Charles, from the French, and is translated variously as "free man," "Manly, strong," or "full-grown."
Kjel is a beast!!, Kjel is a Yettie!
Kjel by Soan Dso October 3, 2007
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Dirty Kjel 

Dirty Kjel is the process of braiding a beard in an erotic way. Kjel is a Swedish name and the beard braiding thing plays on the fact that Scandinavians were Vikings
Im gonna pull a Dirty Kjel on you my big strong viking daddy
Dirty Kjel by daddydetzi April 28, 2020
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Felix Kjellberg 

He is an imposter of pewdiepie
He looks like pewdiepie
And has friends that look like pewdiepie
Felix Kjellberg IS jealous of pewdiepie
Felix Kjellberg by Monecraftpp June 22, 2020
Someone who is an absolute god at everything. They are the all mighty Kjell, no two ways about it.
BRUH HOW IS KJELL SO GOOD AT THIS?! HE'S AN ABSOLUTE GOD
Kjell by Fenyl April 1, 2021

Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg

A famous YouTuber; he currently holds the world record for most subscribers. He is more commonly known by his stage name, PewDiePie. He is dating another YouTuber by the name of Marzia Bisognin, whose stage name is CutiePie. They will eventually get married, although when they first met when she was 18, Marzia did ask Felix not to propose until she was 23. As her 23rd birthday approaches, she states that she is getting anxious because she thinks that Felix is going to propose to her. However, in a recent video, Felix and Marzia agreed not to get married until they are older because they feel that they are "still young adults". Felix is most commonly known for his "Amnesia" series and his "Happy Wheels" series. He describes himself as an agnostic atheist, but is uninterested in religion. Felix has two pugs, one named Maya (nicknamed Puga-Chan) and the other named Edgar Allan Pug (a pun on Edgar Allan Poe). Felix was born on the twenty fourth of October, 1989 in Gothenburg, Sweden to Johanna and Ulf Kjellberg. When he originally registered on YouTube, his username was "PewDie", representing someone being struck by a fatal laser blast. When he forgot his password, He reregistered under the Pseudonym of "PewDiePie and continued his work. Before he was registered as an official YouRube personality, he worked at a hotdog stand to fund both his YouTube videos and his move to Italy to be with his girlfriend. The media tends to focus on his annual income of $4 million U.S.
OMG! I want Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg to have my children!

Felix Kjellberg 

Otherwise known as Pewdiepie. He is not a racist and is married to Marzia Kjellberg. He has a hit Minecraft series and has over 100 Million Subscribers on Youtube.
"Felix Kjellberg just got married, hit 100 million subs on youtube, and his reddit page hit 2 million followers in the same week!
Felix Kjellberg by Pewdiepieminecraft September 3, 2019
Kjell is lovely, funny and cares about his friends and family. He is also an gamer with good humor, sometimes a little dark. Kjell is okay with how he looks like, he don't care about others opinion because he is proud. If you ever met a guy who is named kjell, talk to him and keep him. He is protective to his friends and wont take you down. Kjell is the best boyfriend you can have, dont let him go!
Person: omg, look at her. She is so ugly and fat!
Kjell: leave her alone, You dont know her! She is a lovely and beautifull person. Dont talk shit about others...
Kjell by Care.about.others January 29, 2020
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

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God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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