by awesomeMB9 September 25, 2020
Get the Absolute mug.When you put absolute before an insult, you make its career ending abilities 10x stronger by making the victim feel dumb.
Without:
Guy 1: What’s 3 times 4?
Guy2: I’m not answering that you dunce!
Guy 1: :(
With:
Guy 1: what’s 3 times 4?
Guy 2: I’m not answering that you absolute dunce!
Guy 1: I don’t feel so good D:
Guy 1: What’s 3 times 4?
Guy2: I’m not answering that you dunce!
Guy 1: :(
With:
Guy 1: what’s 3 times 4?
Guy 2: I’m not answering that you absolute dunce!
Guy 1: I don’t feel so good D:
by Trendyhoe June 20, 2018
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Anakin: "If you're not with me, then you're my enemy."
Obi-Wan: "Only a Sith deals in absolutes."
or
Luke: "All woman are queens!"
Kylo Ren: "If she breathes, she's a THOOOOOOOOOOT!"
In the above case, the protagonist and antagonist are clearly Sith.
Obi-Wan: "Only a Sith deals in absolutes."
or
Luke: "All woman are queens!"
Kylo Ren: "If she breathes, she's a THOOOOOOOOOOT!"
In the above case, the protagonist and antagonist are clearly Sith.
by SlickSerpent99 January 6, 2020
Get the absolute mug.Similar to Trill. When someone is thought of to be Absolute they are known as being serious, to the point, strictly the real and they get it done in an absolute no ifs manner. No questions asked. New terminology courtesy of Foreknow Apparel fam worldwide.
by Foreknow 4NO Apparel December 9, 2008
Get the Absolute mug.100% pure alcohol. Alcohol can only be distilled to 95% ethanol, 5% water; so a drying agent must be used to get it 100% pure. This product is illegal and can only be obtained through scientific laboratories. Cannot be consumed pure as it will burn the throat, but great for spiking punches as it is flavorless.
The mad scientist used absolute to spike the punch at the symposium and all the researches got unexpectedly trashed.
by restless G November 6, 2006
Get the absolute mug.Not quite a 'total' but someone on the periphery, who you know well enough to use the c-blast in a friendly way.
Total - One of the finer people in life. It comes from not being able to say the affectionate c-word when you want to, in front of other people. So you say 'oh, he's a 'total'
Total - One of the finer people in life. It comes from not being able to say the affectionate c-word when you want to, in front of other people. So you say 'oh, he's a 'total'
by samebleedingbit February 23, 2011
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