kjelt

A person who is the biggest lil bitch. Also known as ‘grieniezer’ or ‘greenie’.

Girl: ugh that guy over there has been acting like a bitch for like the whole night. I wonder why
Random Guy: I don’t know, his name must be kjelt.
Guy named Kjelt: I’m not a bitch! *proceeds acting like a lil bitch*

by Malcom xxxtentacion November 22, 2021

kjelt

A person who is the biggest lil bitch. Also known as ‘grieniezer’ or ‘greenie’.

Girl: ugh that guy over there has been acting like a bitch for like the whole night. I wonder why
Random Guy: I don’t know, his name must be kjelt.
Guy named Kjelt: I’m not a bitch! *proceeds acting like a lil bitch*

by Malcom xxxtentacion November 22, 2021

Keltzing

When someone stumbles an unbelievable amount in trying to tell a simple story. The word arrived from Brian and Matt Keltz, twin brothers who have a serious problem of finishing their sentences without jumbling every single word together.

Person 1: I went to the store today and then (inexplicable jumbling of words)
Person 2: Jeez man, stop keltzing it.

by AaronHanak January 9, 2009

keelt

'Variation on "killt" or "killed." '

Yo, man I keelt that HUGO's mom. You know that guy in the McDonald's ads?

by The Don2 November 10, 2006

Felix Kjellberg

He is an imposter of pewdiepie
He looks like pewdiepie
And has friends that look like pewdiepie

Felix Kjellberg IS jealous of pewdiepie

by Monecraftpp June 22, 2020

Kjell

Someone who is an absolute god at everything. They are the all mighty Kjell, no two ways about it.

BRUH HOW IS KJELL SO GOOD AT THIS?! HE'S AN ABSOLUTE GOD

by Fenyl April 1, 2021

Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg

A famous YouTuber; he currently holds the world record for most subscribers. He is more commonly known by his stage name, PewDiePie. He is dating another YouTuber by the name of Marzia Bisognin, whose stage name is CutiePie. They will eventually get married, although when they first met when she was 18, Marzia did ask Felix not to propose until she was 23. As her 23rd birthday approaches, she states that she is getting anxious because she thinks that Felix is going to propose to her. However, in a recent video, Felix and Marzia agreed not to get married until they are older because they feel that they are "still young adults". Felix is most commonly known for his "Amnesia" series and his "Happy Wheels" series. He describes himself as an agnostic atheist, but is uninterested in religion. Felix has two pugs, one named Maya (nicknamed Puga-Chan) and the other named Edgar Allan Pug (a pun on Edgar Allan Poe). Felix was born on the twenty fourth of October, 1989 in Gothenburg, Sweden to Johanna and Ulf Kjellberg. When he originally registered on YouTube, his username was "PewDie", representing someone being struck by a fatal laser blast. When he forgot his password, He reregistered under the Pseudonym of "PewDiePie and continued his work. Before he was registered as an official YouRube personality, he worked at a hotdog stand to fund both his YouTube videos and his move to Italy to be with his girlfriend. The media tends to focus on his annual income of $4 million U.S.

OMG! I want Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg to have my children!

by Anal_Pseudonym August 16, 2015