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Kestil by RobloxEsexxer69 March 27, 2022
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cal kestis 

a ginger dude who slings lightsabers around and fucks a nightsister. made his debut in jedi: fallen order
"did you see that cal kestis guy? he looks like a fuckboy!"
cal kestis by deliciousdirt May 5, 2023
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Kestil Kestine ketil kestin kettil kastila kesiil Kessily kestelooted Kestelyn
Ketil is the state beyond perfect. While it is possible to prove that a system or something is perfect, Ketil can not be proved in the same way. This Ketil state only exists as a theory, since trying to measure such a ûber-perfect system will only bring it down to perfect. It was Albert Einstein which first came up with this theory during the second world war, and has later been accepted in most scientific circles, since it explains a lot of unknown phenomena.

Many opponents of the Ketil theory argue that it can not exist since it has never been measured, and that real scientists should not believe in such a God-like force.

Ketil was also used as a name before this theory, but the name became very popular after the Albert's über-perfect theory was published.
It is mostly used as a replacement word for the overused word perfect;
"Ah, this food was ketil!"

Or to describe the ultimate peace on earth;
"I think we should all live in peace and ketil"
ketil by Dr.Mighty February 5, 2010
Kestlee is a very sweet girl, she tends to be shy at first. But once you get to know her she is the funniest person you'll meet. She's very athletic, and pretty. Even though they don't think they are. She would make a good girlfriend. She's caring and doesn't like to talk about herself. She's very ticklish and fun to be around
Oh you know kestlee
Yeah she laughs a lot
Kestlee by Softball15 November 2, 2014

Ketilling 

1.) The act of an intellectual person being so intoxicated, they do something so stupid as to make one question their intelligence.

(Keh-Tuhl-Ing)
I'm the Drunkest Girl in Camp!" "...What? -Ketilling

Kanye West totally pulled a Ketil! Well, not really, he was already a dumbass.

Eating Hordes of candy as a diabetic. -Ketilling
Ketilling by BrackettE November 1, 2010

Kestelyn 

Person with a huge heart ♥

Loves easily
Funny to the very core
Smiles like the sun lights up
I wish I dated Kestelyn, he's perfect.
Kestelyn by AnglaisAnna November 8, 2019
A sex act between 3 lesbians involving peanut butter and bananas.
I saw this thing called a Kestler in a porno, and i've been craving peanut butter ever since.
Kestler by kacykaughn February 15, 2010
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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