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Kettledrums
Kettledrums by L. Linton August 24, 2018
Kettlethorpe High-School
Kettlethorpe High-School is apparently one of the best public schools in Wakefield, according to OFSTED.
When visiting 'Sketty-Ketty' ,as the locals call it, you will have the length of your skirt checked immediately by a bald fella' who has been accused of noncery on multiple occasions, he will then proceed to take your planner by force, regardless of the fact if you don't have one; as is the way of Gaz Mellor.
The school is riddled with wannabe chavs and roadmen that will head to the local area known as "Fag-end"to chain smoke cigarettes to give the early onset of lung cancer, as it is trendy within British culture.
SHIT AND PISS EVERYWHERE IN THE BOYS TOILETS I TELL YA!!!!!
When visiting 'Sketty-Ketty' ,as the locals call it, you will have the length of your skirt checked immediately by a bald fella' who has been accused of noncery on multiple occasions, he will then proceed to take your planner by force, regardless of the fact if you don't have one; as is the way of Gaz Mellor.
The school is riddled with wannabe chavs and roadmen that will head to the local area known as "Fag-end"to chain smoke cigarettes to give the early onset of lung cancer, as it is trendy within British culture.
SHIT AND PISS EVERYWHERE IN THE BOYS TOILETS I TELL YA!!!!!
Sketty-Ketty is pro'er filled with chavs, wouldn't want my kids going there.,
Garreth Mellor is a fat nonce.
Kettlethorpe High-School is rarted
Garreth Mellor is a fat nonce.
Kettlethorpe High-School is rarted
Kettlethorpe High-School by Mr Hunter's Left Ankle February 22, 2019
Burp in the kettle
Burp in the kettle by Beanius September 11, 2014
the pot calling the kettle black
the pot calling the kettle black by [katie] November 12, 2006
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