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Kestlee is a very sweet girl, she tends to be shy at first. But once you get to know her she is the funniest person you'll meet. She's very athletic, and pretty. Even though they don't think they are. She would make a good girlfriend. She's caring and doesn't like to talk about herself. She's very ticklish and fun to be around
Oh you know kestlee
Yeah she laughs a lot
Kestlee by Softball15 November 2, 2014
Urban Dictionary Merch
Doesn't go by the bitch name Kesley. Pulls guys like a fucking fisherman. The biggest bæ and an all around playa! Really nice and cool but never ever gets in the friend zone. Total stunna and hot af. 100% thug and gets money all day. She made the song no type, and only slow dances to the song thinking out loud.
"Oh shit heres Keslee, do I look good.
Keslee by DRA69 February 9, 2015
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A sex act between 3 lesbians involving peanut butter and bananas.
I saw this thing called a Kestler in a porno, and i've been craving peanut butter ever since.
Kestler by kacykaughn February 15, 2010
sex; hot engaging relationship; intimate love; too much love can also result in affairs and private business; hot facial expression; also used as the common word fuck
I wish I had a friend like a Kestle
Kestle by aaron n williams April 15, 2009
A Participant in the Act of Kettling. The kettlee will always be the one to recieve.
"I'm going to ask Laura if she'd mind terribly if I made her my Kettlee."
Kettlee by Professor Wow December 10, 2008
Kestlie is so dope. She is smokin hot and so fucking cool. She will go swimming in the pool with you and she will totally be down to do anything. She might steal hats but they look so good on her. If you ever run into kestlie you need to marry her. Homie for life.
She is so kestlie
kestlie by Tmoneyswag01 June 15, 2022

Kesteel Donker 

Kesteel donker, kasteel donker on a heavy sesh. Or so they sing...

A delicious, yet religious, Belgian prestigious Beer. Served best on a dusty road.

Too drunk? Gotta keep on plodding onward
With your precious load.
Wanna go for a *sings in the tune of little donkey* kesteel donker, kesteel donker
Kesteel Donker by Hrvlwnds March 22, 2024
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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