Definitions by BrackettE

Ketilling 

1.) The act of an intellectual person being so intoxicated, they do something so stupid as to make one question their intelligence.

(Keh-Tuhl-Ing)

I'm the Drunkest Girl in Camp!" "...What? -Ketilling

Kanye West totally pulled a Ketil! Well, not really, he was already a dumbass.

Eating Hordes of candy as a diabetic. -Ketilling

Ketilling by BrackettE November 1, 2010

Tijuana Barber Pole 

The act of realizing that the woman you are with is so wide, that the only way to please her is to anally fist her up to your elbow. It is know as the Tijuana Barber Pole because the only way to achieve this is to spin her around.

Damn, man, she's so wide I had to give her a Tijuana Barber Pole!

My boyfriend thought it was funny to give me a Tijuana Barber Pole for my birthday... I still can't sit down.

Tijuana Barber Pole by BrackettE November 1, 2010