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Isacc Kesling 

A chunky nigga who lives in his own filth, AKA SWAMMP ASSSSS. Isacc can be cool but only when he has bud money.
And he loves using his hunch back to charm the bitches to run away from him.!!!! And once in a while he might want to try and pick up the soap tic tac or toilet paper or somthing.!!!!!!
Damn i thought Pig shit smelled bad then I smelled issac like 12 miles away i said damn thats issac then my cousin came out his house he lives like an hour away he called me and said nigga u smell issac i smell him from cinci damn thats isacc kesling
Isacc Kesling by testicular poison January 19, 2018

kesling middle school

located in laporte indiana. i hate it here lol. its filled with racist white boys and other annoying kids who never stfu. there are some decent people tho, and teachers. overall that place makes me wanna kms.
random kid “hey do u go to kesling middle school?”
me “yeah lol im failing every class help”
kesling middle school by joce1yn January 31, 2021

Keslering 

With reference to the sport of ice hockey. To embellish upon a highly marginal rule infraction in order to draw a penalty.

Slang: to fall down like a bitch when breathed upon or given a dirty look.
"Hey that sure was a great soccer match wasn't it?"

"Not really, the other team was Keslering all over the place."
Keslering by TheHockeyGod January 26, 2013
A very weird person....She cares about her family, friends, and everyone. She is very insecure but sometimes wants to get out of her comfort zone. Time she just wants to be a very chill person , but she loves to get lit too.
Kesling is a bipolar sometimes......
kesling by Jerikafoooliffee July 5, 2017

Kesling Middle School

Freaking one of the weirdest schools in the world! Home of the Komets. Yeah it's spelled wrong. Live with it. Found in the boring town of LaPorte, Indiana. Got love this weird ass middle school. (;
Joe: Dude have you seen that Kesling Middle School?

Dave: Yeah man. That place scares the shit outta me!

Kelsoing 

Whenever you friend cheats on or has thoughts of cheating on his girl this word is used to put them in there place and or mock them at the same time

Joseph joestar and main example Michael kelso are 2 particular clueless cinnamon roll like people who can be taken advantage of easily when aroused or in the right sinarrio than can cause then to stray from there beloveds

Case in point whenever your clueless friend is lost in a sea of hot wamens its up to you (the one man thot patrol) to save them by stopping them or saying stop Kelsoing around so they don't disgrace their queen

In any case before or after Kelsoing is what you call out to you friend once he's has cheated or thinking of cheating on his girl with some fresh thot
Joseph: sees Mariah thotly posing

Kujo: stop Kelsoing about! Your married to Suzi Q!
Joseph: BUT SHE THICC!
Kujo: NO KELSOING MAN!

Hyde: "Laughs hysterically"
Kelsoing by Zombomb May 3, 2019