Kelsoing 

Whenever you friend cheats on or has thoughts of cheating on his girl this word is used to put them in there place and or mock them at the same time

Joseph joestar and main example Michael kelso are 2 particular clueless cinnamon roll like people who can be taken advantage of easily when aroused or in the right sinarrio than can cause then to stray from there beloveds

Case in point whenever your clueless friend is lost in a sea of hot wamens its up to you (the one man thot patrol) to save them by stopping them or saying stop Kelsoing around so they don't disgrace their queen

In any case before or after Kelsoing is what you call out to you friend once he's has cheated or thinking of cheating on his girl with some fresh thot

Joseph: sees Mariah thotly posing

Kujo: stop Kelsoing about! Your married to Suzi Q!
Joseph: BUT SHE THICC!
Kujo: NO KELSOING MAN!

Hyde: "Laughs hysterically"

Kelsoing by Zombomb May 3, 2019

Kelsoing 

To fall off a water tower, just like Michael Kelso from That 70s Show.

Eric: Anybody want to go Kelsoing after school?

Steven: Nah bro I’m hanging out with Kitty later.

Kelsoing by BussellsMedia October 6, 2019

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008