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Kerumi; The Japanese name for "Smoke"

I would make an excellent name for a grey or black pet you have

Pronounced (Kay-rloo-mee)
My cat KERUMI is quite fluffy
Kerumi by HoeKaGay July 19, 2022
Words you can keep
Modern God of Laziness. Can be used as an insult towards lazy people.
"Son, you have to get up or you'll be Kerurin's successor."
Kerurin by Aergius June 21, 2021
Mom. Kirumi means mom
Guy: Wow shes so caring! She must be a Kirumi
Kirumi by Gay Kinnie October 30, 2019
Kermigrue describes residual cheese, being any form of cheese left behind on a cutting board, knife or plate. It may describe the cheese left behind on a cheese grater, cheese that is stuck to a cheese knife, or bits of cheese that have fallen on the floor. Kermigrue may describe residue from soft and brittle cheese alike. Kermigrue may describe little bits of feta floating in an empty container, or hardened melted flecks of cheese affixed to a piece of cutlery. Kermigrue is not particularly desirable.
"Oh, I'd better sweep up all that kermigrue."
kermigrue by tetriot July 19, 2012

kermit suicide 

when ur done with everyone's shit so u decide to kermit suicide
I swear to God, I'm going to kermit suicide...
kermit suicide by nick's child December 31, 2016

kermitism 

A form of government much like communism but ran by a senate or house not a dictator. The main colors are red and Kermit green. this government would also follow the beliefs of kermit and the muppets. Kermitism is a peaceful form of government and would be focused on creating a peaceful equal utopia. You would be payed mostly on your needs but somewhat how hard you work. With this government the world would be a better place.
The government of this country is kermitism
kermitism by RandomPig7 June 8, 2018

kermit sewer slide 

The best way to express how much you want someone to end their life without actually saying "commit suicide".
Jeremy: "I'm a gloabal elute on cs:go."
Jonathan: Kermit sewer slide.
kermit sewer slide by Erofen April 20, 2017
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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