kermith

A narcissistic Puerto Rican who needs to be validated by having his name immortalized in urban dictionary.

Loves Pokemon and going on long walks on the beach with absolutely no one cause he's an introvert.

Not to be confused with a green Muppet with a lisp.

Are you happy now, Kermith?

kermith by haha.hahaha October 9, 2019

Kermith

A cute boy with a nice smile who is a motherfucker that does not know what he likes or wants. Incapable of love and has no accountability or responsibility for his mistakes or wrongdoing. Unhappy and self-absorb. A classic jerk

-“He was only playing with my feelings”
-“Ugh! What a Kermith!”

Kermith by TheDarkAges July 11, 2018

Kermith

A narcissistic Puerto Rican who needs to be validated by having his name in immortalized in Urban Dictionary.

Not to be confused with a green Muppet with a lisp

Are you happy now, Kermith?

Kermith by haha.hahaha October 9, 2019

kermit suicide 

when ur done with everyone's shit so u decide to kermit suicide

I swear to God, I'm going to kermit suicide...

kermit suicide by nick's child December 31, 2016

kermitism 

A form of government much like communism but ran by a senate or house not a dictator. The main colors are red and Kermit green. this government would also follow the beliefs of kermit and the muppets. Kermitism is a peaceful form of government and would be focused on creating a peaceful equal utopia. You would be payed mostly on your needs but somewhat how hard you work. With this government the world would be a better place.

The government of this country is kermitism

kermitism by RandomPig7 June 8, 2018

kermit sewer slide 

The best way to express how much you want someone to end their life without actually saying "commit suicide".

Jeremy: "I'm a gloabal elute on cs:go."
Jonathan: Kermit sewer slide.

kermit sewer slide by Erofen April 20, 2017

Kermit 

Another word for committing suicide

If you are trying to find a more subtle way to announce your future death or simply a cry for help try using this word in front of your teachers and colleagues.

I’m kermitting sewersuade.

I’m gonna Kermit and blame the school system.

Kermit by anonymous October 29, 2018