Kermis 

Reference to a keen and over-enthusiastic being, but never to the point of annoying, merely cute. Often depicted by teenage boys with long

'I know im ugly, but my sausage makes up for it'

'Fuck off you kermis'

Kermis by kerm02 October 10, 2011

Kermis 

Reference to a keen and over-enthusiastic being, but never to the point of annoying, merely cute. Often depicted by teenage boys with long hair

'I know im ugly, but my sausage makes up for it'

F**k off you kermis!

Kermis by kerm03 October 10, 2011

Purmerendse Kermis

Dutch slang which means "A sudden stabbing at a party". The reason for it to be called 'Purmerends' is because stabbings happen a lot in this city.

"Jo, heb je het gehoord van Sven? Hij bevond zich gisteravond op een Purmerendse Kermis en is opgepakt door de politie!"

Purmerendse Kermis by De Kroegploeg August 29, 2023

kermigrue

Kermigrue describes residual cheese, being any form of cheese left behind on a cutting board, knife or plate. It may describe the cheese left behind on a cheese grater, cheese that is stuck to a cheese knife, or bits of cheese that have fallen on the floor. Kermigrue may describe residue from soft and brittle cheese alike. Kermigrue may describe little bits of feta floating in an empty container, or hardened melted flecks of cheese affixed to a piece of cutlery. Kermigrue is not particularly desirable.

"Oh, I'd better sweep up all that kermigrue."

kermigrue by tetriot July 19, 2012

kermit suicide 

when ur done with everyone's shit so u decide to kermit suicide

I swear to God, I'm going to kermit suicide...

kermit suicide by nick's child December 31, 2016

kermitism 

A form of government much like communism but ran by a senate or house not a dictator. The main colors are red and Kermit green. this government would also follow the beliefs of kermit and the muppets. Kermitism is a peaceful form of government and would be focused on creating a peaceful equal utopia. You would be payed mostly on your needs but somewhat how hard you work. With this government the world would be a better place.

The government of this country is kermitism

kermitism by RandomPig7 June 8, 2018

kermit sewer slide 

The best way to express how much you want someone to end their life without actually saying "commit suicide".

Jeremy: "I'm a gloabal elute on cs:go."
Jonathan: Kermit sewer slide.

kermit sewer slide by Erofen April 20, 2017