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kermitsbigshlong

THE BEST INSTAGRAM ACCOUNT OF ALL TIME, THEY WILL GIVE U WEED AND COOKIES. BEWARE THO CUZ SHES ATTRACTED TO UR DAD AND NOT U
person one: what’s that fb meme account you keep talking about?

person two: oh you mean kermitsbigshlong? yeah they’re great!

kermitsbigshlong

the best instagram account out there, gives you weed and cookies. but beware, they’ll bang you, your mum and your dad. she is also known as mommy
person 1: yo what’s that account that you told me about?

person 2: kermitsbigshlong? yeah they’re amazing!
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026