kermits.bigshlong 

The meme page with the largest shlong in existence and is doing your mom with that shlong. They will also supply weed to you and are the sweetest person ever with EXQUISITE taste in music. They are also unnecessarily hilarious.

If your mom is a milf she's probably had seggs with kermits.bigshlong

kermits.bigshlong by meme template fairy 🧚 July 1, 2021

kermitsbigshlong

THE BEST INSTAGRAM ACCOUNT OF ALL TIME, THEY WILL GIVE U WEED AND COOKIES. BEWARE THO CUZ SHES ATTRACTED TO UR DAD AND NOT U

person one: what’s that fb meme account you keep talking about?

person two: oh you mean kermitsbigshlong? yeah they’re great!

kermitsbigshlong by sickestmofo July 1, 2021

kermitsbigshlong

the best instagram account out there, gives you weed and cookies. but beware, they’ll bang you, your mum and your dad. she is also known as mommy

person 1: yo what’s that account that you told me about?

person 2: kermitsbigshlong? yeah they’re amazing!

kermitsbigshlong by sickestmofo July 1, 2021

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008