Kermint 

A man incapable of love, unless it is love of himself. A poor role model, friend, parent, and husband. A man who is incapable of feeling the pain he scars others with. Someone who will let you down time and time again and never man up and apologize for his mistakes. A man who will not be there regardless of how much you are there for him.

Did you hear how that guy left his kids, beat and cheated on his wife, and keeps quiting his job so he won't have to pay child support. He is a Kermint if i ever saw one.

Kermint by truthtellertellingyou February 4, 2010

kermit suicide 

when ur done with everyone's shit so u decide to kermit suicide

I swear to God, I'm going to kermit suicide...

kermit suicide by nick's child December 31, 2016

kermitism 

A form of government much like communism but ran by a senate or house not a dictator. The main colors are red and Kermit green. this government would also follow the beliefs of kermit and the muppets. Kermitism is a peaceful form of government and would be focused on creating a peaceful equal utopia. You would be payed mostly on your needs but somewhat how hard you work. With this government the world would be a better place.

The government of this country is kermitism

kermitism by RandomPig7 June 8, 2018

kermit sewer slide 

The best way to express how much you want someone to end their life without actually saying "commit suicide".

Jeremy: "I'm a gloabal elute on cs:go."
Jonathan: Kermit sewer slide.

kermit sewer slide by Erofen April 20, 2017

Kermit 

Another word for committing suicide

If you are trying to find a more subtle way to announce your future death or simply a cry for help try using this word in front of your teachers and colleagues.

I’m kermitting sewersuade.

I’m gonna Kermit and blame the school system.

Kermit by anonymous October 29, 2018

Kermitting 

When a person wont complete daily functions or activites after an event that deeply disturbed them.

"Where is Tucker today?"
"Oh hes kermitting since he bombed that statics test"

Kermitting by Jeffmyname October 30, 2018

kermitarian

a kermitarian is a person who worships kermit the frog, our saviour.

“hey! are you a kermitarian?”
“yeah, i worship kermit the frog.”

kermitarian by Faith92345 May 21, 2018