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A language developed and spoken by Kent Davis. Trying to interpret at times, and spoken by none else.
I am not familiar with Kentlish enough to discern Kent's true intentions.
Kentlish by haras G November 1, 2025
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kentish builder 

When fucking, the man pulls out and proceeds to cum along the arse crack of his partner and then firmly presses both cheeks together (acting as a polyfiller). The process is then repeated until the arsecrack is sealed shut.
Was rutting my bird last night, and finished with the Kentish builder. She couldn't shit for 3 days until the seal wore off.

Kentish Town Salad Sandwich 

Two women sit with force on the face of a man while he "nuzzles" his nose into the asshole of one woman and his tongue in the others sphincter.
Dave "Hey Steve, I wanted to toss Kates salad, and she had invited Amy, so I killed two birds with one stone and made a Kentish Town Salad Sandwich... They loved it!"
Best CS:S player in Kent goes by the name of Danny Keane.
"KENTISH COMING IN WITH THE HUGE HEADSHOTS!"
"That kentish guy is a beast"
"fuck me hes ace"
"can i have your config?"
Kentish by Dean Wolski January 14, 2008

Kettlish 

Type of Behaviour stemming from north coast kettlish bong culture, the word kettle is one of many synonyms for the term “Bong” and considered the best of all the terms - Thus kettlish lifestyles were formulated in the period of around 2010 and these lifestyle entail scorching the earth and getting high of the sacred herb (marijuana) and staying high for extended periods (decades to full life).
Kettlish lifestyles often result in heavily induced phycotropial downers of all sorts but especially the herb (marijuana).
Such Lordish behaviour resulted in heavy colloquials and fresh new calls that pushed the Dendy (dim lit area of smoke gathering) movement even harder, this ultimately pushed torchery to new heights and made it hard to withdrawal from the lifestyle that’s ever so fresh !!!!

LBLBLBLblblb (Lordish behavior)
“Kettlish kettlish”

“If you weren’t so kettlish u could have tapped into that career you were talking up lord

“Littlery littlery so kettlish”
Kettlish by Kettle Lord December 9, 2019
something which is generally shabby and odd looking.

If somthing is kentish it is of low grade and demoralising.
Dude1) look at this University its horrible
Dude2) I know its so ugly and is really old with brown grass everywhere
Dude1) This place is so Kentish, im not applying here
kentish by Neo1907 November 8, 2008

Kentish Wall Puncher 

A person who likes to destroy and damage household items wile intoxicated. Usually found within a group of Lads
Person 1: You seen Joe Tonight
Person 2: Yeah, He's Done a bottle of Sambuca and turned into a Kentish Wall Puncher
More from Urban Dictionary

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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