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Kentish Wall Puncher

A person who likes to destroy and damage household items wile intoxicated. Usually found within a group of Lads

Person 1: You seen Joe Tonight
Person 2: Yeah, He's Done a bottle of Sambuca and turned into a Kentish Wall Puncher

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When you wake up after a night out to find someone took a shit in your sink

Person 1: Good night last night?
Person 2: Totally, I gave Ellis a sink Surprise last night!

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