something which is generally shabby and odd looking.
If somthing is kentish it is of low grade and demoralising.
Dude1) look at this University its horrible
Dude2) I know its so ugly and is really old with brown grass everywhere
Dude1) This place is so Kentish, im not applying here
When fucking, the man pulls out and proceeds to cum along the arse crack of his partner and then firmly presses both cheeks together (acting as a polyfiller). The process is then repeated until the arsecrack is sealed shut.
Was rutting my bird last night, and finished with the Kentish builder. She couldn't shit for 3 days until the seal wore off.
Two women sit with force on the face of a man while he "nuzzles" his nose into the asshole of one woman and his tongue in the others sphincter.
Dave "Hey Steve, I wanted to toss Kates salad, and she had invited Amy, so I killed two birds with one stone and made a Kentish Town Salad Sandwich... They loved it!"
During intercourse, one withdraws one's penis and rubs it violently against a cheese grater, and then smearing the woman's vagina in mashed potato, and inserting one's penis back in. Much like a Cornish Pasty.
Kenisha's are very independent,loving,caring,sweetest and most all beautiful, they all find themselves caring for others even if it means putting their own happiness at risk, kenisha can be very dangerous individuals when you pissed them off, they are very hard working and level headed when it comes to achieving their goals. They are the greatest individuals to be friends with or to be in a relationship. Kenisha's do not often shows there feelings but their sarcastic and attitude levels are beyond the sky...... They are the most loveable and romantic girls you can ever meet. AND DONT EVEN LET ME MEANTION THEIR ATTITUDE AND FACIAL EXPRESSIONS ...
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.