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something which is generally shabby and odd looking.

If somthing is kentish it is of low grade and demoralising.
Dude1) look at this University its horrible
Dude2) I know its so ugly and is really old with brown grass everywhere
Dude1) This place is so Kentish, im not applying here
kentish by Neo1907 November 8, 2008

kentish builder 

When fucking, the man pulls out and proceeds to cum along the arse crack of his partner and then firmly presses both cheeks together (acting as a polyfiller). The process is then repeated until the arsecrack is sealed shut.
Was rutting my bird last night, and finished with the Kentish builder. She couldn't shit for 3 days until the seal wore off.

Kentish Town Salad Sandwich 

Two women sit with force on the face of a man while he "nuzzles" his nose into the asshole of one woman and his tongue in the others sphincter.
Dave "Hey Steve, I wanted to toss Kates salad, and she had invited Amy, so I killed two birds with one stone and made a Kentish Town Salad Sandwich... They loved it!"

Kentish Wall Puncher 

A person who likes to destroy and damage household items wile intoxicated. Usually found within a group of Lads
Person 1: You seen Joe Tonight
Person 2: Yeah, He's Done a bottle of Sambuca and turned into a Kentish Wall Puncher

Kentish Pasty

During intercourse, one withdraws one's penis and rubs it violently against a cheese grater, and then smearing the woman's vagina in mashed potato, and inserting one's penis back in. Much like a Cornish Pasty.
"Hey babe, do you have a cheese grater in here? I really want to try a Kentish Pasty!"
Kentish Pasty by Sticknam November 21, 2025
Kenisha's are very independent,loving,caring,sweetest and most all beautiful, they all find themselves caring for others even if it means putting their own happiness at risk, kenisha can be very dangerous individuals when you pissed them off, they are very hard working and level headed when it comes to achieving their goals. They are the greatest individuals to be friends with or to be in a relationship. Kenisha's do not often shows there feelings but their sarcastic and attitude levels are beyond the sky...... They are the most loveable and romantic girls you can ever meet. AND DONT EVEN LET ME MEANTION THEIR ATTITUDE AND FACIAL EXPRESSIONS ...
Kenisha is a very hardworking and outspoken girl/woman
Kenisha by Punu May 10, 2018
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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