Kentish

Best CS:S player in Kent goes by the name of Danny Keane.

"KENTISH COMING IN WITH THE HUGE HEADSHOTS!"
"That kentish guy is a beast"
"fuck me hes ace"
"can i have your config?"

by Dean Wolski January 14, 2008

kentish

something which is generally shabby and odd looking.

If somthing is kentish it is of low grade and demoralising.

Dude1) look at this University its horrible
Dude2) I know its so ugly and is really old with brown grass everywhere
Dude1) This place is so Kentish, im not applying here

by Neo1907 November 8, 2008

kentish builder

When fucking, the man pulls out and proceeds to cum along the arse crack of his partner and then firmly presses both cheeks together (acting as a polyfiller). The process is then repeated until the arsecrack is sealed shut.

Was rutting my bird last night, and finished with the Kentish builder. She couldn't shit for 3 days until the seal wore off.

by A Man from Kent March 24, 2017

Kentish Wall Puncher

A person who likes to destroy and damage household items wile intoxicated. Usually found within a group of Lads

Person 1: You seen Joe Tonight
Person 2: Yeah, He's Done a bottle of Sambuca and turned into a Kentish Wall Puncher

by Moenrtostatlaue May 27, 2018

Kentish Town Salad Sandwich

Two women sit with force on the face of a man while he "nuzzles" his nose into the asshole of one woman and his tongue in the others sphincter.

Dave "Hey Steve, I wanted to toss Kates salad, and she had invited Amy, so I killed two birds with one stone and made a Kentish Town Salad Sandwich... They loved it!"

by hotsauce1 September 17, 2010

Kentish Pasty

During intercourse, one withdraws one's penis and rubs it violently against a cheese grater, and then smearing the woman's vagina in mashed potato, and inserting one's penis back in. Much like a Cornish Pasty.

"Hey babe, do you have a cheese grater in here? I really want to try a Kentish Pasty!"

by Sticknam November 21, 2025

Kentished

(verb) Past tense of Kentish. The act of (a computer) to randomly fault and display a blue screen before shutting down.

My laptop has just fucking Kentished for the fourth time today!

by big_nuts October 30, 2020