Kentished

(verb) Past tense of Kentish. The act of (a computer) to randomly fault and display a blue screen before shutting down.

My laptop has just fucking Kentished for the fourth time today!

by big_nuts October 30, 2020

kentish builder

When fucking, the man pulls out and proceeds to cum along the arse crack of his partner and then firmly presses both cheeks together (acting as a polyfiller). The process is then repeated until the arsecrack is sealed shut.

Was rutting my bird last night, and finished with the Kentish builder. She couldn't shit for 3 days until the seal wore off.

by A Man from Kent March 24, 2017

Kentish Town Salad Sandwich

Two women sit with force on the face of a man while he "nuzzles" his nose into the asshole of one woman and his tongue in the others sphincter.

Dave "Hey Steve, I wanted to toss Kates salad, and she had invited Amy, so I killed two birds with one stone and made a Kentish Town Salad Sandwich... They loved it!"

by hotsauce1 September 17, 2010

keished

when you cash out or when ur hella bumb or lazy looking

Lmao I Keished last night after the party.

by hello I like food June 7, 2016

Kentisbere away

When a friend makes an outrageous statement but you want to call him a cunt him in a non-serious way

Friend: FIFA isn't as good as pro evo

You: You are a Kentisbere away you know that?

by Maninshades May 2, 2014

Kentish

Best CS:S player in Kent goes by the name of Danny Keane.

"KENTISH COMING IN WITH THE HUGE HEADSHOTS!"
"That kentish guy is a beast"
"fuck me hes ace"
"can i have your config?"

by Dean Wolski January 14, 2008

I'm Keished

high asf, or get caught lacking

"Mr. Syvertsen I'm Keishedddddddd"
"Bro I was keished after that blunt"

by bigniggie9669 December 4, 2018