Kemmering 

Verb: Gyrating one’s voluptuous booty to get attention from another of the same sex.

Kemmered (past tense): One who has been hypnotized by the booty.

Kemmering: Dude, I’m totally kemmering this man!

Kemmered: Brodie my friend got kemmered the other day and he’s still hypnotized!

Kemmering by TheGrizzler?!?! March 16, 2024

Kettering high school 

This place is absolute ass. With all the emo and furries walking around you feel like your in a goth shop and with the people who vape you can’t even go to the bathroom cause half of them are closed. The new principal is annoying too with the no phones in class policy.

An ass place is Kettering high school

Kettering high school by Mynameismichealmyers October 15, 2021

Kramering

Popping in through a door or into an office cubicle so fast that the occupant therein never hears you coming and loses bodily fluids (or at least is really startled). Think of how Kramer always entered Jerry's apartment on Seinfeld.

I'm so tense at work because I never know when my boss is going to come kramering into my cubicle and make me spill coffee all over the keyboard!

Kramering by Beth Oswald July 20, 2006

Kettering 

When two people are arguing the same side of a point but continue arguing.

You guys are just kettering, shut up so I can get some sleep.

Kettering by laszlomann September 30, 2015

Kettering University 

Best engineering school ever, located in the worst city ever, Flint, MI. Formerly known as GMI (General Motors Institute).

82% men, 100% sausage fest.

Guy 1: I'm going to Kettering for Mechanical Engineering!
Guy 2: I feel sorry for you dude.

Kettering University by Prometheus September 17, 2004

Lauren Kettering 

A very powerful, hot and beautiful women who’s also famous on tiktok

friend: who’s lauren Kettering

Me : that one powerful and hot women

Lauren Kettering by Smile.kett January 5, 2021

Kettering Goggles 

A reference to the fact that because there are so few girls at Kettering University, the few (generally unattractive) girls that there are seem much more attractive than they actually are. Similar to beer goggles.

Kettering Student: "Hey dude, check out that chick. She's a dime."
U of M Flint Student: "No man, she's ugly, take off your Kettering Goggles."

Kettering Goggles by ketteringstudent October 22, 2010