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kebabage 

Used to name the Kebab purchased at 2 am while intoxicated, or coming off the effects of intoxication. At all other times it is simply Kebab.
kebabage by Pooles June 13, 2008
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Kebabligation 

A requirement, desire, or need to consume, preferably when tipsy, drunk, or even heavily inebriated a kebab or kebab related product in order to bring sweet and delicious satisfaction and closure to a night of drunken revelry and escapades. See also "drunk munchie"
"Man, I feel so full, the kehbabligation has definitely been fulfilled"
"I'm thinking we got ourselves a kebabligation tonight, after all this drinking."

"Kevin, Ryan? What do you say, time to fulfill that kebabligation?"
Kebabligation by jakrl2009 June 13, 2009

kebabists remorse 

The feeling of regret at having that large doner kebab the night before.
Person A: I wish I hadn't had that large kebab last night, I could yak up at any moment.

Person B: Strewth, sounds like you've got a bad case of kebabists remorse mate.
kebabists remorse by Roopybabe November 22, 2013

kebabification 

A sexual fetish where an individual derives sexual pleasure from being treated and turned into a kebab
John likes it when he's treated like a kebab, it's called kebabification.
kebabification by Chemical analyst January 10, 2022

Kebabism 

an anthropological movement where the development of religion, literature and law are all centered around the use of skewers, meat and other items related to the making of an kebab. Most notable phenomenon of the movement include the rise of the Kebab VooDooism, prevalent use of the words 'yogurt' and 'chili' in legal document to signify importance and replacement of nearly a tenth of the Turkish vocabulary by the word Kebab. The movement is still ongoing.
Applications of Kebabism:
When ordering food, 'I will have kebab (tea), a small kebab (prawn salad) and a kebab (Kebab) please'

It's extremely chili to maintain patient confidentiality

Take the holy shish, the spirit of the kebab will show you the way
Kebabism by TheCrusader December 4, 2012

Kebabing 

sexual intercourse with a deceased person of Turkish origin.
Billy hadn't realized he was late for supper as he was too busy kebabing Adiguzel, his dear friend, who had recently passed away.
Kebabing by MyMiddleEasternLament December 7, 2009