Kebabism

an anthropological movement where the development of religion, literature and law are all centered around the use of skewers, meat and other items related to the making of an kebab. Most notable phenomenon of the movement include the rise of the Kebab VooDooism, prevalent use of the words 'yogurt' and 'chili' in legal document to signify importance and replacement of nearly a tenth of the Turkish vocabulary by the word Kebab. The movement is still ongoing.

Applications of Kebabism:
When ordering food, 'I will have kebab (tea), a small kebab (prawn salad) and a kebab (Kebab) please'

It's extremely chili to maintain patient confidentiality

Take the holy shish, the spirit of the kebab will show you the way

by TheCrusader December 4, 2012

kebabists remorse

The feeling of regret at having that large doner kebab the night before.

Person A: I wish I hadn't had that large kebab last night, I could yak up at any moment.

Person B: Strewth, sounds like you've got a bad case of kebabists remorse mate.

by Roopybabe November 22, 2013

Kebabistan

When you don't know which country a Kebabshop worker is from.

Hey Dave, you know where that guys is from?
Naw mayn, probably from Kebabistan or something.

by DerGunterGang June 28, 2017