jag

n. a person characterized by boorish behavior, selfishness, or flagrant stupidity.

-Short form of jag-off.
-Similar to a dickhead.
-Not to be confused with wanker, which has an implication of ineptitude.
-Used mainly by Americans from cities between Chicago and Boston.

"Hey, jag, why don't you watch where you're driving?!"

"Your father is sleeping on the couch because he is acting like a jag."

"The President is a jag."

by Spencer D H December 04, 2007

jag

gently play with/fondle an object (typically a set of testes or titties) in the palm of one's hand(s)

Michelle jagged Brandon's balls in her hand last night.

by hanging dice May 12, 2021

jag

a state of intoxication; to be buzzed or drunk

He was already all jag when he showed up at the party.

by J-style June 03, 2005

jag

According to Webster and my experience in Iowa, this is a drinking spree.

Lets get that jag on!

by ewhogg March 17, 2007

jag

1. a drinking spree

2. any spree or spell

3. a Jaguar automobile

Don't waste your birthday by using it as a n excuse to go out on a jag.

by The Return of Light Joker November 07, 2010

jag

Swedish for 'I.' Prounced like 'YAH', not JOG, because like any Germanic language, J is prounced like the Y sound in English. The G is also silent.

(Also, object forms 'mig' and 'dig' are pronounced like 'may' and 'day.')

Here's a mini-Swedish lesson using I:

Jag själv = I myself.
Jag älskar dig = I love you.
Jag saknar dig. = I miss you.
Förlåt för att jag är en sån stor idiot = I'm sorry, I am an idiot.
Såvitt jag vet = As far as I know
Jag heter... = I am called...
Jag bor i... = I live in...
Jag vet {inte.} = I {don't} know.
Jag talar {englska}. = I speak {English}.

All the forms of the verbs in Swedish are the same for each personal pronoun. Any of the pronouns in the following brackets can be changed to any other pronoun in the Swedish language and it would still make sense.

{Jag} är (form of 'to be') = I am
{Jag} var (form of 'to be') = I was
{Jag} har = I have.
{Jag} hade = I had.
{Jag} ska vara = I will be (just add 'ska' to form a future tense before the infinitive.)

by VKrisja April 14, 2007

jag

to tease

someone who relentlessly teases is a jagoff - a real jerk

Pittsburghese

C'mon, I was just jaggin' ya

by mandingoe August 27, 2004