Kebabistan 

When you don't know which country a Kebabshop worker is from.

Hey Dave, you know where that guys is from?
Naw mayn, probably from Kebabistan or something.

Kebabistan by DerGunterGang June 28, 2017

kebabists remorse 

The feeling of regret at having that large doner kebab the night before.

Person A: I wish I hadn't had that large kebab last night, I could yak up at any moment.

Person B: Strewth, sounds like you've got a bad case of kebabists remorse mate.

kebabists remorse by Roopybabe November 22, 2013

kebabstian 

a term for a person called sebastian

yo kebabstian fuck you, you have no FUCKING FRIENDS

kebabstian by gitgud69420 March 11, 2024

Kebabstinenser 

En tilstand af stærk trang eller længsel efter kebab, typisk hvis man ikke har spist det i lang tid.

A: Rejs dig op, din klamme stodder, hvad fanden laver du?
B: Sorry bro, jeg har de vildeste kebabstinenser lige nu.
A: Undskyld bro, jeg vidste ikke at du var så sigma, jeg skal nok købe en kebab til dig.

Kebabstinenser by HeinrichSchülze June 13, 2025