Guy 1: did you start that assignment?
Guy 2: not even 2 am yet
by Woogie Noogie December 2, 2013
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Two a.m.' He swallowed, then said, "You know. The person you can call at two a.m. and, no matter what, you can count on them. Even if they're asleep or it's cold or you need to be bailed out of jail...they'll come for you. It's like, the highest level of friendship.
Sometimes, I call my 2 AM because other people advise me to, but then he's sleeping and then gets angry when woken!
by anandkls June 13, 2011
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Shit y am I not asleep
I fuck it's 2 am again

Ik I'm awake too

Me too

And me

Holy shit 2 am is an annoying time
by 2 am November 8, 2019
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The perfect time to go looking for BEANS with the boys.
by Djhdgv November 11, 2019
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Someone who isn't very attractive, but isn't horrible.

A male/female who isn't attractive earlier on in the evening. However, when 2 am comes along and the bar/club starts to close, you are willing to take him/her home.

2AM can be used anytime of the day.
Friend- "What do you think about him/her"?
You- " She/he is a 2 AM"

Meaning: No thanks! I'm not that desperate yet.
by AussieKamikaze September 13, 2011
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The act of hooking up with a less attractive college girl after midnight because of a lack of other options. It is transactional in nature; there is no sleeping over and it is a one-time occurrence.
"Phil, what'd you do last night"?

"Eh, just a bit of the 2 am shuffle"
by etymologycrusader September 24, 2019
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When you dint go home with someone on a Saturday night so you eat Totinos pizza rolls then jack off because you too horny and depressed to not.
im not coming into work man i had that 2 am defeat.
by Yournothomo February 1, 2021
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