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Real ass dude, most likely f’d your girl and pretends you guys are cool after the fact.
Nah bro Kardy can’t cone he always making my shordy laugh
Kardy by JaylenJunior23 November 24, 2021
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Kardy • kardynn • Steve Kardynal • Kadyn • Kaidyn • Kady • Kandy • kaedyn • kamdyn • kard

kardemomme 

The iconic spice eaten by Isak and Even the first time they hung out. Later on, Even gives Isak a note. On one side, Isak is alone with a cheese sandwich without kardemomme. On the other side is the same time in a different universe and with Isak and Even eating cheese sandwiches WITH kardemomme.
Isak without Even is like toast without kardemomme.
kardemomme by philipshea November 23, 2016

Kardashian

We wouldn't know anything about the Kardashians if O. J. hadn't chimped out and neither had Robert Kardashian tampered with evidence in favor of his friend Chimpson who was then absolved by the Black-Lies-Matter jury - obviously for them a couple of slashed throats don't matter if the skin color is not right.
Kardashian by O. W. Tongueincheek August 22, 2021

Gooz Kardam 

Meaning I farted, or I am giving fart in Persian.
I ate many onions for dinner so now I gooz kardam
Gooz Kardam by Gooz Gang May 23, 2019
Kadynce is usually the girl who is outgoing,funny, nice but if you get on her bad side she will hurt you. She is super loyal to her friends and loves to have a good time .if you ever meet a kadynce hold on tight because there are not many people like her.
I wish I would have met kadynce sooner...
Kadynce by Daddy dog face February 19, 2019

kardashianism 

A chronic condition of extreme self-indulgence, characterized by self-involvement, absence of moral character, histrionic attention-seeking, inappropriate sexual activity, and overly large buttocks.
After you bought your Bentley, I was convinced you suffered from Kardashianism.
kardashianism by Stewardess14 May 10, 2014
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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