Kanned

kanned is a typical name for a gorgeous looking persona, made by the one and only kanned meat.

oh shoot its kanned everyone hide your kneecaps!
''kanned is so pretty'' martin would say, sweating nervously

by Kanned <3 January 22, 2021

Kan

The shorter way of saying anything, mostly the meaning is, “I told you so but you never listened.”

English: “See? I told you right. That was a horrible idea. You never listened to me. Look what you have done.”

Indonesian: “Kan.”

by Shén March 8, 2023

kan

Slang for vagina. Also, a name given to men of Chinese descent. Goes well with the name 'Wang'

Put your wang in my kan.

by Kan Wang January 23, 2005

Kan

Ancient chinese surname given only to a select few who possessed great wisdom, knowledge, and foresight.
Chosen one. One who knows.

Mr. Kan, Ms.Kan, Mrs. Kan, Dr. Kan

by urbancorrection October 24, 2011

kan

Female genitalia in a derogatory sense.

That guy's a f*cking kan!

by Whodo May 6, 2003

Kan

The last name of a family with 3 elements
-First Child = Idiot
-Second Child = Normal
-Third Child = God

"Did you hear what the first kid of the Jacksons did?"
"Yeah but the second one is alright,"
"Oh, the third one is a GOD!!!"
"Such a Kan fam!"

by BLT199287833 November 6, 2017

kan

Also a term for the dribble of brown juice that you can often see slipping out of a well-shagged teenage male's arse.

I got Joseph really drunk on Friday, and when he passed out, i slipped it to his tea-towel holder. Boy did i laugh when i pulled out and saw that he'd Kanned his boxers.

by Scouse-lover. May 6, 2003