Kaned is when another man or woman or even child is brutally teabagged by another person. Kaned can also be used as a phrase to describe a bad doing on someone. The original meaning came from Oisin kane when he was brutally teabagged many times in front of a audience at a house party in a outer suburban housing estate in Ireland.
It's when your pullout game is strong. Referencing that time Patrick Kane had sec with a minor but they didn't find his DNA inside her because his pullout game is stong.
An act of semi-rape. Named after the man who first performed this action on New Years Day. To be "Kev Kaned" is to be fingered whilst heavily drunk, objecting to it but because you're so drunk you are vunerable and just leave it.
Person 1: Holy s**t, did you hear what happened to Jessica?
Person 2: OMG what????
Person 1: She was Kev Kaned at the weekend!
Person 2: F**king hell.