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To be stoned.

Smoke enough weed and you'll get kained.
"we went round to Skunk's house last night and got kained"
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"Kained but able, Percecution just because I'm stoned"
kained by matt ledwitch August 23, 2007
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Getting completely fucking owned at Ultimate Frisbee!
Man, I threw that epic Hammer pass to Tony and scored after he threw me that epic Chicken Wing, we fucking Kained those idiots!
Kained by Tkain1 October 28, 2009
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To be totally dicked in the face on such computer games as halo 2, wwf and world snooker tour 2003.
Jack - U wanna come ova and session halo bon nuit?
Tom - Yeh fo sho, i gunna totally kain you in the face tonite.
Jack - WTF! I kained u last nite and the nite before u absolute gerk. Chamo.....
kained by T"n"J October 1, 2006

Kained it boy 

When you complete a piece of work to what you beleive to be a high standard you say "i Kained it boy!"

Often used when you have done a lot more work than is required and brag about it to your fellow students.
John: "How did the assignment go?"

Bob: "I Kained it boy! I wrote 50 pages even though we had a 5 page limit and i needed to refill the printer twice before it had finished printing my work!"
Kained it boy by Jimlad86 April 14, 2008

Tim Kaine 

Someone who smiles like the grinch, claps like a gorilla, and plays one 'mean' harmonica
"While Bethany was sitting around the campfire with her friends, she thanked her lucky stars that no one brought a Tim Kaine with them on their camping trip."
Tim Kaine by DMGUSA June 24, 2018

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A entrepreneur, music promoter, blogger and social media influencer from Illinois. He is the founder of 618 Hip-Hop and Hypeness Culture. He owns numerous brands that specializes in digital marketing, news, music and entertainment.
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Kaine4real by UrbanSoIL December 18, 2022
bro this toxic af if you ship this get tf outta here dog they AINT gon be canon + ness deserves way better ffs kaisers a lil shit. i actually despise this ship with my whole heart, any1 that ships this can go die.
person 1: kainess is the best ship!!
person 2: nuh uh bro this is way too toxic + one sided + midser gets NO bitches.
kainess by shidouryuseis September 23, 2023
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murderhobo 

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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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