Kenned

Usually a household item or especially something that can be GOT AT, that has been broken, smashed, destroyed, stuffed, completely wrecked, FUBAR, all at the same time - but even worse.

Ken:'My computer's broken again!'

Me: 'Got a virus? Hard drive failure? battery problem? Wifi down? keyboard not connected?'
Ken: 'S'worse. I've fecking KENNED it'

Me: 'New laptops are on sale at PC World this week...'

by Leovinus October 23, 2017

Kenned

When someone with the name of Ken completely and utterly verbally rapes you

You just got Kenned - You just got owned

by kennytheledgend November 8, 2012

Kenned

The definition of a man who lives in Denmark. He is reckless and lives life on the edge. He originated from visiting the Coca Cola factory in Denmark. He is a real gangster. There is no-one like him.

Oh look at Kenned. What a Kenned that is!

by Rassyboy January 23, 2018

Kenned

A popular new age form of screwing up the coding on a website, meaning that the page begins to function incorrectly and works significantly different to the design.

The webpage design looked great until it got kenned

by peterlowe May 22, 2012

Kenned

Kenned is the meaning of a specific person. You must own a cap, scooter and a vest. Some people will call him Brian, because a Brian and Kenned has alot of similarities. But beware it is two diffrent persons, dont get confused by it. Kenned also originated from Denmark, because he is a danish tv character. Kenned is now used to describe someone with the traits of a Kenned.

Ohh look over there a real Kenned he is. He looks like Kenned.

by TheOnlyStephano January 23, 2018

Kenned

a great event occurs which causes your dick and balls to be blown off

Dude, I was fully kenned by that pizza and beer last night.

I got that promotion at work, I'm completely kenned.

by creatorofKenned May 4, 2022

Kenned

When a normal person slowly converts into a low life incel due to playing any grinding game (i.e Call Of Duty, Overwatch, Cookie Clicker, World Of Warcraft, ect.) By anyone named Kenny.

Yeah my boyfriend got kenned last night with overwatch, I think it's time that I should leave him.

by D-1FriendHater March 29, 2025