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Jair Bolsonaro 

The biggest bitch alive in human history, 100 times worse than Trump, the modern version of Nero
Everyone died in Brazil from the pandemic because of Jair Bolsonaro
Jair Bolsonaro by No_Quarter_for_them February 10, 2021
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Jair Bolsonaro 

The current president of Brazil, Jair Bolsonaro is the most evil son of a bitch on Earth. A psychopath and a terrorist that cares only about money and woudn't give a damn if all the humans beings would die in suffer as long as he would live like a wealthy king and he wouldn't be affected.

This fascist supports and encourages the destruction of the Amazon Rainforest, an essential ecosystem that maintains the life on Earth, a paradise that includes 10% of all species of Earth, produces 20% of our oxygen and also can slow down global warming, trapping impressive amounts of CO2. Jair doesn't believe in climate change or he doesn't give a shit about it. He doesn't care about the tribes that have been living in South America, he doesn't care about animals, biodiversity, the future or the fate of humanity, what he cares is just the money. He put only corrupt politicians in his government and fired all the people who wanted to save the nature and removed all the protection for this unique forest.

A lot of people also died in Brazil due to the coronavirus pandemic, and only because this moron doesn't believe even in the coronavirus saying it's just a flu and wanted to remove the quarantine and the protection measures for stopping the disease to spread.

Strangely enough, Bolsonaro still has a lot of supporters, maybe the rotten, selfish, heartless and morally corrupt persons like him or the least educated Brazilians that are easily manipulated or brainwashed to not see the reality.
A: Hey do you know what is the full name of the Brazilian president?
B: No, dude ! What's his full name?
A: Jair Messias Bolsonaro !
B: Are you kidding me? His middle name is "Messias"? Jair Bolsonaro is the devil on Earth ! His parents should have named him "Lucifer" instead !

jair bolsonaro 

slang word for shit, the worst kind
"ahh the did you hear about the amazon rain forest burning ? their PM is doing nothing"
"sorry give me a second i have to use the restroom, I have to take a Jair Bolsonaro, tell me about it after that"
jair bolsonaro by Bayley Lawrence August 22, 2019
The best girl in the entire universe. She's cool, funny, beautiful, and has the most honest spirit and personality you'll ever meet.
"Hey, did you meet Jaira yet? She's literally perfect."
Jaira by meowcat123 December 29, 2012
1. (noun) The element of writing code which puts the "fun" in "functional programming."

2. (proper noun) The name of a well-known hacker responsible for the widespread use of Haskell and other strongly, strictly typed programming languages.
1. Today while writing a program employing zygohistomorphic prepromorphisms and I've finally discovered the zen of jlaire.

2. I met jlaire in a coding competition; he blew everyone out of the water. While everyone was coding in C++ using Boost, he was using Haskell with no external libraries.
jlaire by qqqqssss July 7, 2011
The most kind and funniest boy you will ever meet. He loves his family, friends and girlfriend very much. He loves to joke around and smiles a lot. The person he smiles with the most is usually the person he’s in love with. Jair loves many things like sports, listening to music and many other things. Jair is also very handsome and is a very loyal friend. If you are feeling down Jair will guarantee to make you smile! Jair also likes reading Greek Mythology, Humor, and Fantasy books. Jair is very sweet and will comfort you when you need him. Jair’s could be really shy if you don’t know them but once you get to know them they can be one of the most loudest and outgoing person you know!Jair’s are also really smart. Not smart in logic but school wise... he can be one of the smartest person that you know! If you haven’t met a Jair you need to meet one! You are missing out on a handsome, funny, kind, and sweet boy!
Girl 1: Let’s go.
Girl 2: Where?
Girl 1: To the mall.
Girl 2: Why?
Girl 1: I MUST FIND A JAIR!
Jair by Real Shadow Girl November 13, 2017
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