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juice boxed 

When a lady takes her genitalia over a man or woman who is on their back. She then rubs her genitalia over his or her partner's face, nose and lips.
A female version of the male "teabagged"
Guy 1: Dude, my lady juice boxed me last night. It was so sweet.
Guy 2: Man, I bet that pussy was drippin' some sweet juice box nectar!
juice boxed by Captain Breed June 12, 2018
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juice boxed 

juice boxed is when oral is properly given to a woman and she gets extremely wet after a short time offering the giver splendid juice to gently sip.
It was such a delicious juice boxed night I skipped breakfast and went straight to lunch! Princess juice box is the most beautiful and delicious ever!!! Yum!!!!

Juice Boxed 

to put your penis into someones mouth while said recipient tilts their head back as you are standing over them looking down at their face.
dude, I totally juice boxed that chick last night.
Juice Boxed by Justin MaHaffey November 30, 2009

Juiceboxers 

a group of elitist "popular" kids. AKA: preppie, in crowd, upper crust..only known to use people and be used by others,
The only call I get from Juiceboxers, is when they need some pot.

Juiceboxed 

Getting your dick sucked so hard your insides collapse
Yo that girl juiceboxed Steven so hard he had to go to the hospital.
Juiceboxed by Me?GONGAGA December 5, 2020

Juiceboxed 

When a female sucks your dick so hard you shrivel up.
Damn Joey got juiceboxed and had to go to the hospital. FUCK.
Juiceboxed by Me?GONGAGA December 5, 2020

Getting Juiceboxed

When she is sucking your peen and you start to urinate in her mouth
My girl was giving me head last night, but I ended up getting juiceboxed
Getting Juiceboxed by HuntetAids September 9, 2019
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