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Collapse 

To fall, especially something that was once sturdy.
DM: Hey, that building collapsed!

OOTTGHOOG: Like your hopes of getting a date?

DM: Yes.
Collapse by Diggity Monkeez January 28, 2005
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collapse 

the act of laughing so furiously that one loses control of onesself and "collapses" to the ground laughing crazily.
"im bored, go collapse."
"go drive around and look for chuckys to collapse at."
collapse by jwu February 8, 2004

Collapse 

"When all governments fall. Failure of this system. Total chaos and war unleashed from specific groups around the country"

A new beginning, WES,NS
John, Bro I cant wait for this shit to collapse. Andrew, Yeah cant wait to SIEGE this!! -Read SIEGE by James Mason
Collapse by SIEGEster June 15, 2019

collapse 

A one-word description of the Yankees during the 2004 American League Championship Series.
Having been just three outs away from sweeping the Red Sox out of the ALCS and going on to lose the series four games later was the biggest collapse in Major League Baseball post-season history.
collapse by Nick Weiner May 11, 2008

collapse dance

Continuing performances daily at gentlemen's clubs of finance and monetary policy throughout the developing world. Left unchecked, this testosterone driven, trillion dollar two-step is virtually guaranteed to crash our global economy by the end of the decade.
Investment Banker: "I'm beginning to get that bad boy urge for a collapse dance."

Hedgefund Manager: "Well, next month we're shorting gold."

Investment Banker: "Yeah baby! That's what I'm talkin' about. Now jump up on my desk and tell me again, but this time, say it like you mean it!"
collapse dance by BullionBuyer April 16, 2011

collapse dance

Performances daily at gentlemen's clubs of economics and monetary policy throughout the developing world. Left unchecked, this testosterone driven, trillion dollar two-step is virtually guaranteed to crash our global economy by the end of the decade.
Mike: "I'm beginning to get that bad boy urge for a collapse dance."

Jim: "Well, next month we're shorting gold."

Mike: "Yeah baby! That's what I'm talkin' about!"

collapse your wave function 

To meet. Based on the fact that when a particle is "observed", its wave function collapses. Therefore, when one meets another person and observes them, one "collapses their wave function", referring to Maxwell's equation for electromagnetic propagation.
"Are your interrupts enabled ?"
"Masked until after lunch.. I gotta finish this."
"No worries, I'll collapse your wave function at about 1330."
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026
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