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jourdon is super hot. he always knows the freshest memes around. dankest meme lord in the country. his memes make him famous. he doesn't meme often, but when he does it's amazing. he truly is a meme lord.
"jourdon just made the dankest meme. come check it out."
jourdon by ChocaLaca February 2, 2018
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Al Jourgensen 

Born 1958, a musician known best perhaps for forming the legendary Chicago Industrial Metal act Ministry, as well as writing most (if not all) of the music and being the only consistant member throughout the band's 27-year history. Jourgensen is also in charge of other bands such as 1000 Homo DJs, Revolting Cocks (often shortened as "RevCo") and Lard with former Dead Kennedys frontman Jello Biafra.

Jourgensen is a noted hater of the Bush family, his favorite targets being former presidents George H.W. Bush and George W. Bush, with several of Ministry's songs being critical of the way they've run the country.
I really hope Al Jourgensen organizes a Ministry reunion tour in the future.
Al Jourgensen by Gaaraofthedamned January 20, 2011
Completely biased journalists. That can't tell the truth about the facts, instead they spin every story to meet their nerrative. Also they never apologize when they are wrong like normal people do. They are smug and think they are smarter than everyone else but in reality they are both morons and journalist. Hence jourons.
Did you see those jourons on the news that criticised Abraham Lincoln for freeing the slaves. What a bunch of jourons.
jourons by The Real Knight Ryder January 9, 2020

Al Jourgensen 

One of the most important contemporary musicains.
He started Ministry as a synthpop band but soon changed to electonic body music under influence of industrial music. When electronic body music bands started to adopt denser synth sounds in late 1980s, AJ instead incorporated thrashmetal-influenced guitar riff, creating the brilliant genre Industrial-Metal. After three albums, however, he abandoned the genre and went to other some obsucure fields.
Al Jourgensen sounds like northern European but he is a Cuban. Jourgensen is his stepfather's family name.
Al Jourgensen by Tokio Japan May 10, 2012
a small, and witty tennis player. He's of a family from china. He is my buddy, and despite my buddiness towards him, i can't help but laugh at him, i can't understand if it's what he's wearing or all the fun times we've had, to pull a "jurgon" would be to do something totaly stupid, and totaly black. such things could include: walking like a penguin, eating eggs with soysauce, and eating xbox games---don't ask ;)
laura: "hey how are u"
me: "good, i want to cover my car in hellokitty stickers."
laura: "OMG, ur dumb, such jurgon muck."
jurgon by kelsey November 30, 2004
It's the penis of an alien 👽
Put the Jorgon in my Vajayjay!
Jorgon by Jorgondödel May 20, 2018
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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