jurgon

a small, and witty tennis player. He's of a family from china. He is my buddy, and despite my buddiness towards him, i can't help but laugh at him, i can't understand if it's what he's wearing or all the fun times we've had, to pull a "jurgon" would be to do something totaly stupid, and totaly black. such things could include: walking like a penguin, eating eggs with soysauce, and eating xbox games---don't ask ;)

laura: "hey how are u"
me: "good, i want to cover my car in hellokitty stickers."
laura: "OMG, ur dumb, such jurgon muck."

by kelsey November 30, 2004

jurgon

Jurgon is a lonely man from poland who wants to buy rtx3090. The act of being a jurgon is being selfless and baiting your team in game.

He fucking jurgon'ed me mid. peak him!!!!

by dubmono October 30, 2021

jurgsnurgula

When eating pussy from behind and accidentally slipping your nose into the butthole

Don’t you make me Pull a jurgsnurgula on that ass!

by d.t.v. November 1, 2019

Jargon Jocker

A person who steals and uses phrases made up by, or frequently said by someone else, or another group of people.

Rob: Yo you heard that new Lil' Wayne joint yet?

Freddy: Word, that shit is wavy!

Rob: Yo, only I say that, stop jockin my jargon.
(Freddy is a jargon jocker)

by Jayy Smooth May 19, 2009

Apple Jargon

Talking or writing in an understated way to give the impression that something is 'revolutionary' all the while not giving out any real specific details just the way Apple always does. A similar technique is used by teachers, they talk really quietly when they want everyone's attention.

The user must use the word 'cool' a lot or 'neat' etc. See any presentation involving Steve Jobs for an example. Apple jargon has now extended to Google and Bing and even journalists that write about Google, Bing and Apple. Other feautures; the user must be so arrogant to assume that everybody already uses some of their technology. Using words like fun and neat also helps!

Apple/Google/Bing: Hey, wouldn't it be cool if you could have all your documents in one place wherever you went? Well now you can with Apple/Google/Bing ***. How does it work? Well, that's the fun part, you just put all your documents...

Journalist: Hey, this week we'll be looking at another cool feature on your iphone that maybe you haven't used yet. (Oh wait.. I don't have a f***ing i-phone and I don't want one!!)

Apple/Google/Bing: What is social search? Hmm.. It's pretty darn neato. All you have to do is put all your contacts in your profile and... (Oh wait.. I don't have one of your f***ing profiles and I don't want one!!)

Apple/Google/Bing: The cool part of all this is the fun algorithm we have running the whole thing which looks at.. (Wait.. wait.. will you say how it works?! Like hell you will! You'll just continue using Apple Jargon!)

by RolakiPapa April 18, 2010

Jurgen

A synonym to perfect and flawless in every way possible, many aspire to be this much of a man!

For new managers we should use the Jurgen standard for all the applicants!

by dollan April 23, 2022

Jargon

Speech or writing having unusual or pretentious vocabulary, convoluted phrasing, and vague meaning.

Slang or Lingo

"I'm just not up on all the jargon."

by SilverStar January 13, 2005