Jorgon 

It's the penis of an alien 👽

Put the Jorgon in my Vajayjay!

Jorgon by Jorgondödel May 20, 2018

Jörgen 

The name of PewDiePie's (or Felix Kjellberg's) pet horse in Minecraft, who has the tendency to disappear at random moments in time.

"Jörgen? Jörgen? Goddamnit, Jörgen, where the hell are you?"
"Jörgen, thank God I found you! I was so scared! I'll never leave you again!"
"Jörgen, stay here."

Jörgen by softiesamuell June 27, 2019

Jörgen 

Pewdiepie's horse in minecraft. Best known for getting lost

Pewdiepie: Jörgen? Jörgen? Where are you? Jörgen?

Jörgen by Random homo sapien June 28, 2019

jorgenbar

A very very large large crap left in a high school bathroom or next to a fallen tree. Typically in the shape of a right angle. To make an official jorgenbar, one must not wipe in the same stall but in the one next to it...thus preserving the bar for future stundents to admire!
Serious straining required!

Oh dear god, what the hell is that? And how the hell is it in a right angle? That my friend is a jorgenbar

jorgenbar by kd7tdc February 24, 2008

Jorgina 

Jorgina is a super rare girl, she is beautiful and stunning unlike the other girls. She has tons of talents from A to Z, she is very sporty and has really good grades. She is the most popular girl in school and only pics boys if she wants them, she is hottest girl with the best body. She will never show her feelings around her friends. She will put on a face that no ones what is happening in the back ground. She is stable and feet to the ground. She is super funny and crack up also super determined You will be so lucky to find her she makes your life so much better than it already was.

“Omg is that Jorgina.”
I wish I could be her friend.

Jorgina by Jaxs2231 March 21, 2020

Jargon Jocker

A person who steals and uses phrases made up by, or frequently said by someone else, or another group of people.

Rob: Yo you heard that new Lil' Wayne joint yet?

Freddy: Word, that shit is wavy!

Rob: Yo, only I say that, stop jockin my jargon.
(Freddy is a jargon jocker)

Jargon Jocker by Jayy Smooth May 19, 2009

Apple Jargon 

Talking or writing in an understated way to give the impression that something is 'revolutionary' all the while not giving out any real specific details just the way Apple always does. A similar technique is used by teachers, they talk really quietly when they want everyone's attention.

The user must use the word 'cool' a lot or 'neat' etc. See any presentation involving Steve Jobs for an example. Apple jargon has now extended to Google and Bing and even journalists that write about Google, Bing and Apple. Other feautures; the user must be so arrogant to assume that everybody already uses some of their technology. Using words like fun and neat also helps!

Apple/Google/Bing: Hey, wouldn't it be cool if you could have all your documents in one place wherever you went? Well now you can with Apple/Google/Bing ***. How does it work? Well, that's the fun part, you just put all your documents...

Journalist: Hey, this week we'll be looking at another cool feature on your iphone that maybe you haven't used yet. (Oh wait.. I don't have a f***ing i-phone and I don't want one!!)

Apple/Google/Bing: What is social search? Hmm.. It's pretty darn neato. All you have to do is put all your contacts in your profile and... (Oh wait.. I don't have one of your f***ing profiles and I don't want one!!)

Apple/Google/Bing: The cool part of all this is the fun algorithm we have running the whole thing which looks at.. (Wait.. wait.. will you say how it works?! Like hell you will! You'll just continue using Apple Jargon!)

Apple Jargon by RolakiPapa April 18, 2010